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Oct 09, 2011 22:22

WHAT THE ACTUAL TAINTCHAFING FUCK IS WITH ALL OF THESE FLAPBEASTS WITH FANGS ( Read more... )

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[text] Also placeholder usedsuitup October 10 2011, 02:30:58 UTC
[ooc: Also also, Barney had some CR with our previous Karkat. Hope that's cool.]

...Karkat? When did you get back?

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[text] haha and yes, that's AWESOME homofuckiens October 10 2011, 02:48:35 UTC
FUCK.
ABOUT A WEEK AGO.

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[text] usedsuitup October 10 2011, 17:39:55 UTC
You have got to stop doing that. Geez, do you know how hard it is to keep track of people here?

Welcome back, anyway.

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[text] homofuckiens October 11 2011, 04:03:24 UTC
IT'S NOT LIKE I HAD ANY SAY IN THE MATTER.
NOW, MORE IMPORTANTLY
WHO THE FLIPPITY FUCK ARE YOU.

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text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 03:11:00 UTC
...you caught the very first one you found, didn't you?

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text; homofuckiens October 10 2011, 03:13:16 UTC
FUCK YOU.

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text; usedwindything October 10 2011, 03:13:51 UTC
so that's a yes? :P

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text; homofuckiens October 10 2011, 03:15:09 UTC
THE WORLD MAY NEVER FUCKING KNOW.
HOWEVER, IT MIGHT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS BARKBEAST STOP TRYING TO FUCKING LICK ME TO DEATH.

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[text] p2iioniichacker October 10 2011, 03:35:21 UTC
ehehe, w0w KK, did y0u seri0usly just p0st this s0 y0u c0uld c0mplain ab0ut p0kem0n that we already kn0w are stupid and 0bn0xi0us? this is just a huge waste 0f y0ur time.

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[text] homofuckiens October 10 2011, 03:39:25 UTC
HEY, FUCKASS
WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?

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[text] p2iioniichacker October 10 2011, 03:49:10 UTC
pr0bably n0t, if it's s0mething Y0U have t0 tell me.

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[text] d-doesn't meant it homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:00:42 UTC
OH, AWESOME.
I CAN CUT THIS SHIT SHORT THEN.
LATER, GRUBFUCKER.

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[action] camping with Eridan is probably the worst. sciencebipches October 10 2011, 04:07:20 UTC
[You know, even though Eridan's body didn't have as low of a body temp as it did when he was a troll, he still can't stand the cold, and on top of that, it was drizzling, so the fact Eridan got to sleep at all was a near miracle. Not that he really got to enjoy it seeing as some weird noises definitely are disturbing him now. God Karkat, why can't you just keep your hatching pokemon quiet? GOOOOSH.]

[In great annoyance, Eridan's sitting up and staring in Karkat's direction, he hardly looks his best considering they've been camping and he was just sleeping, the tiredness and anger really does some wonders for his complexion let me tell ya.]

Kar, what the fuck is goin' on, what's that fuckin' racket?

[He's rubbing at his eyes now, looking for his glasses because he really can't see shit without them.]

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[action] definitely homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:11:21 UTC
Shut up, fuckass!

[ it's a hiss as Karkat scrambles over to the egg. there's little cracking noises and he's trying to unwrap it from the blanket that he set the egg in to keep it warm. so, okay. honestly he normally sleeps with it after making sure Eridan can't see him do so.

but now there is a noise of the Growlithe inside, and Karkat is starting to help the poor thing out. ]

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[action] sciencebipches October 10 2011, 04:15:36 UTC
[Karkat, who knew you were so motherly!]

Are you seriously tellin' me to shut up, when you're the one who woke me up if the first fuckin' place?

[Now that his glasses have been found, he's definitely going to try and peer at what's happening. getting especially curious when he hears the noise from the egg.]

Oh shit, oh fuck it's hatchin', isn't it? [Yep, definitely moving closer now to try and get a better view of it.]

What the fuck is it?

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[action] homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:21:05 UTC
Yes, shit head. It's hatching. Now hold on while I -

[ and then the last of the egg breaks apart when Karkat takes that last bit off. it's just... well it looks like a barkbeast with stripes and tufts of fur. ]

Huh.

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( text. ) usedrapidspin October 10 2011, 04:12:03 UTC
Is it the Growlithe egg that's hatching?

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( text. ) homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:13:19 UTC
IT'S THE ONLY EGG I HAVE SO, YES.
NATURALLY.

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( text. ) usedrapidspin October 10 2011, 04:14:56 UTC
That's great! It really hatched quickly. You must have been taking very good care of it.

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( text. ) homofuckiens October 10 2011, 04:19:28 UTC
[ about three days of sleeping with it. holding it and keeping it out of the rain ( aka under his shirt shut up ). ]

WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID I HAD TO DO, RIGHT.

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