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homofuckiens

005 ♋ Text

Nov 18, 2011 09:26

I THINK THAT I HAVE FINALLY REACHED THE LOWEST FUCKING POINT IN THE ENTIRETY OF MY SHORT LIVED LIFE.
OUT OF ALL OF THE THINGS THAT HAVE FUCKING HAPPENED, IN WHICH I HAD NO DIRECT CHOICE IN THE MATTER
THIS ONE I VOLUNTARILY STEP INTO.
SHIT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FLYING FUCK I AM SETTING MYSELF UP FOR HERE.
SOMEONE SHOULD JUST PAY ME A VISIT AND ( Read more... )

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shellderkillder November 18 2011, 21:47:09 UTC

I presume the excessive use of capitals lock is tied to the overly dramatic tone of the text.

homofuckiens November 19 2011, 02:36:56 UTC

NOPE.
THAT'S JUST THE WAY THAT I TYPE, DOUCHEWAFFLE.

shellderkillder November 19 2011, 12:26:15 UTC

Excuse me?

homofuckiens November 20 2011, 06:26:01 UTC

YOU'RE VERY MUCH EXCUSED.

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[text] explosivecombat November 18 2011, 22:44:51 UTC

Causing your own problems again, Karkat, or was this one actually an outside force?

[text] homofuckiens November 19 2011, 02:36:21 UTC

IT'S MY PROBLEM, BUT THERE IS ANOTHER PARTY INVOLVED.
NOW THAT IS SOMETHING I LITERALLY HAVE NO FUCKING CONTROL OF.
SO, I GUESS IT'S A BIT OF BOTH.

[text] explosivecombat November 20 2011, 03:44:22 UTC

And you consider it that terrible? You do realize I'm going to have to ask you to elaborate a bit.

[text] homofuckiens November 20 2011, 05:27:26 UTC

HEY LOOK, MAN
FEELINGS OF PITY AND HATE ARE SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS FOR US.
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE APPLIES IN THE SITUATION, IF THOSE EMOTIONS EVEN EXIST, IS HARD ENOUGH.
THEN ADD EXACTLY WHO IS FUCKING INVOLVED AND I SHOULD JUST OPEN MY ARMS TO EMBRACE ALL OF THE STABS JACK WANTS TO GIVE INSTEAD.
BEING SIX IS HARD AND NO ONE FUCKING UNDERSTANDS.

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[text] sciencebipches November 19 2011, 00:59:18 UTC

kar wwhats the matter

[text] homofuckiens November 19 2011, 02:34:27 UTC

APPARENTLY, MY PRIVATE LIFE BEING THE TOPIC OF FUCKING CONCERN FOR ANOTHER FUCKASS.
WHAT DID YOU DO???

[text] yerawizarderri November 19 2011, 02:36:14 UTC

wwhat
i didnt do anythin wwhat the fuck are you talkin about

[text] homofuckiens November 19 2011, 02:37:39 UTC

I'M TALKING ABOUT GETTING MY ASS HANDED TO ME BY CAPTOR.
HMMMM.
I WONDER WHY.

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dragontypes November 19 2011, 01:01:31 UTC

PFF4H4H4H4H4 WH4T?
LOW3R TH4N 4LL TH4T 4RGU1NG YOU D1D W1TH YOUR P4ST 4ND FUTUR3 S3LV3S?

homofuckiens November 19 2011, 02:33:37 UTC

YES.
BELIEVE IT OR FUCKING NOT, YES.

text; usedwindything November 19 2011, 03:23:53 UTC

what's wrong?
what happened?

text; homofuckiens November 19 2011, 03:36:24 UTC

REALLY, JOHN.
REALLY???
YOU HAVEN'T PUT IT ALL FUCKING TOGETHER YET.
WAIT, THAT'S NOT REALLY SURPRISING AT ALL.
CARRY ON.

text; usedwindything November 19 2011, 03:43:54 UTC

uh wow. ok. :|
sorry that i can't decipher your vagueness and that i have been a little distracted with you know, the fact that my girlfriend is unconscious.
do you want to talk about it or not?
because i am all ears.

text; homofuckiens November 19 2011, 03:47:59 UTC

SHE'S GOING TO WAKE UP, JOHN.
ALSO, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVENTUALLY GOING TO BREATHE LIFE INTO HER ANYWAY.
I MEAN YES, IT'S OH SO FUCKING TRAGIC THAT SHE ISN'T AWAKE RIGHT NOW, BUT SITTING THERE AND JUST WATCHING ISN'T HEALTHY EITHER.
NOT THAT I CAN BLAME YOU FOR IT.

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