006 ♋ Audio

[homofuckiens]

Okay, so as it so happens, keeping every little Pokebeast out of their containers for copious amounts of time leads to severe consequences and I blame John in its entirety. He can share it with Eridan, who is truly a fucking accomplice in this, I have no goddamn doubt

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[explosivecombat]

[...oh, Karkat.]

Well, I suppose it's nice to see that your descriptions are as vivid as ever, even when you're not writing them down.

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[homofuckiens]

Did you believe that they wouldn't be?

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[explosivecombat]

You would be surprised at how well some people come across in writing...and how quickly their intelligence seems to drop as soon as they open their mouths.

It's good to know that's not the case with you.

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[homofuckiens]

Perhaps that's a difference between trolls and humans. I have never met a troll that does not sound exactly like how they troll.

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[sciencebipches]

I don't want to share ANYTHIN' with John, let alone blame for somethin' that's HARDLY my fault.

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[homofuckiens]

Your Wartortle. Your fucking responsibility.

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[sciencebipches]

Excuse me? I do beliewe YOUR wartortle seduced mine. So, this is not MY or HIS fault, nor our responsibility.

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[homofuckiens]

Just like I seduced you? That's a fucking laugh.

[voice]

[homofuckiens]

Don't gloat.

[voice]

[homofuckiens]

Of course. What the hell am I going to do with all of them? There's no way I can take the time to hatch them myself.

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[titanite]

[ Fang doesn't recognize the voice, which gives her a moment's pause before she replies. But what the hell, he's offering and she knows she needs more than one Pokemon. ]

Hate to ask a stranger, but that offer still good? [ Her grin is clear in her voice. ] Or is that line too long?

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[homofuckiens]

[ well... ]

All of them are spoken for. But if you wait around a few goddamn days, another idiot will have more to give out. I doubt this will be the last time this happens to me as well, but sorry I guess?

[titanite]

[ She shrugs, even if he can't see it. ] Nothing to worry about. If Lady Luck doesn't want to give me the easy path, I'll just have to do it the harder way. No skin off my back.

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[homofuckiens]

Feferi, there is no fucking way I am a breeder, despite the fact that yeah, I maybe have more experience in the field than I care to admit. No, this happened on accident.

..So yeah, you can have one.

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[homofuckiens]

That's not even a good trolling attempt. It's fucking terrifying.