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[homofuckiens]

ALL RIGHT, SO, I HAVE A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT OR WHATEVER
LIKE, I KNOW THERE IS SOME SHEDDING TREE ALL LIT UP INVOLVED AND ONE GARGANTUAN MAN IN A RED SUIT THAT JUMPS DOWN INTO HOUSES IN A SORT OF CREEPY FASHION.
WHAT KIND OF MORON DOES THAT TO LEAVE A FEW GIFTS IN A HOUSE ANYWAY.
IS THAT REALLY ALL THERE IS TO IT OR WHAT?
SOME

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[8etterl8]

Waaaaaaaay to go Karkat, we posted 8asically the same thing.
Now I look like a dum8ass.
And does it really involve a gigantic man in a suit 8reaking into houses?
That sounds soooooooo lame

[homofuckiens]

THERE IS A REASON THAT I DID THOUGH, AND IT WASN'T JUST TO ASK ABOUT THIS SHITTY HOLIDAY.

[8etterl8]

So why else did you?
Is it a8out this 8reeding?
Are you going to 8reeeeeeeed something Karkat?
::::P

[homofuckiens]

NO, I AM GOING TO HAVE SOMEONE BREED SOMETHING FOR ME.

[8etterl8]

Okay, fine.
What are you having 8red then?

[homofuckiens]

CAN'T TELL YOU, SPIDERTROLL.

[8etterl8]

Whyyyyyyyy not?
Why is what you're 8reeding-- w8, I'm sorry-- having 8red a sekret?

[homofuckiens]

DID YOU JUST TRY TO FUCKING PUN AT ME?

[8etterl8]

No!
Well, not really no. There wasn't really a pun there.
I just want to know why it's a secret.
(Look, I even spelled it right, juuuuuuuust for you.)

[homofuckiens]

LOOK, I HAVE MY REASONS.

[8etterl8]

Fiiiiiiiine.
I can keep secrets though! I'm a gr8 secret keeper.
The gr8test at keeping secrets, it is me!