008 ♋ Video ♋ 4th Wall

[homofuckiens]

[ with a little click the video feed kicks on, displaying Goldenrod City. more specifically, it's the train station. the feed moves around a little. ]

What the actual fuck is going on. Here I am, minding my own fucking business on Route Six and bam. Back in goddamn Goldenrod with a shitload of people I want nothing to do with. There's one one good

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[ineuphony]

Uuuughhh!! -- I can't make heads or tails from this place.

[hi, i'm randomly pasting by.]

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[trollsbackwards]

[ this is acceptable.

but Karkat just stares for a moment before sighing. ]

What the fuck are you complaining about?

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[ineuphony]

Huh? Oh, hello. I'm trying to find my way back to the ship.

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[trollsbackwards]

Ship? What ship?

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[honkalypse]

[Being here has not managed to decrease his initial confusion any. Not in the least. But he has had a little time to clean up, and is currently makeupless because of the raw gashes on his face (god that feels so naked). So that will be what's bearing down on Karkat, because Gamzee is so fucking happy to see the familiar face he was hoping to see.]

Karkat!

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[trollsbackwards]

[ yeah, hold onto that thought. Karkat is turning to look up at Gamzee, blinking almost owlishly. when did he arrive in Johto? sure, Karkat trains a lot, but what the hell, man. ]

Gam? When the fuck did you get here?

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[honkalypse]

[He has a huge smile on his face as he comes closer.]

Uhhh, a couple hours ago? I don't rightly motherfucking know, best friend. Kicking all kinds of wicked confusion up in here.

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[trollsbackwards]

[ that's fine. Karkat is coming closer too. 'rails and all, man. Alex is at his heels, though. a troll and his pokebeast. ]

Just a few hours? I thought everyone had to start from fucking New Bark. Not that I'm not relatively glad to see you, I am.

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[heartpass]

Dunno, seems to me like you have plenty of time on your way back to route whatever to play with your little pet.

[Stupid smug redheads. Why are they so stupid and smug?]

Isn't that right?

[She's totally talking to your Growlithe now bro, no fucks given.]

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[trollsbackwards]

[ kind of... just... ]

Who the fuck are you?

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[heartpass]

Riruka.

[Leaning down to pat that pokemon, yes she is.]

And you need to chill out kid. Seriously, I've never seen someone get so pissed over nothing.

[Except for... herself... but shhhhhh.]

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[trollsbackwards]

Maybe it's because you're acting so goddamned uppity for no reason.

[ Karkat is huffy, but Alex isn't. shhhhhh. Alex is overly friendly and an avid licker. ]

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[ctrl_t]

Oh my gosh! Puppy!

[For once, Karkat, John sees you and does not say hello. He's far more interested with the fuzzy cutie with the gear there.]

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[trollsbackwards]

...John?

[ well Karkat might be suspicious, but Alex isn't. nope. he's going to run up to John with a happy tail wag. ]

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[ctrl_t]

Hmmm? [He looks up, a curious look plastered on his face. Oh another one of those weird grey kids.] Oh hi there! I didn't even n-n-noo-noti-i-ice you!

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[trollsbackwards]

[ yeah, okay. this is kind of creepy. ]

John, what the grubfisted fuck are you on?

[old_saint_nic]

HO HO HO!

[trollsbackwards]

...The fuck?

[old_saint_nic]

[Santa's wagging a finger at you!]

That sort of language is for naughty boys! You don't want to go on the Naughty List!

[trollsbackwards]

[ wait a minute... ]

You're that gargantuan jolly man that delivers gifts. On Earth.