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[homofuckiens]

[ the camera focuses in on Karkat's few day old shiny Plain Badge before he snorts a little. ]

I don't know why people thought Whitney was such a pain to deal with. A few good paps and shooshes and the little wiggler was pretty fucking fine.

[ no, Karkat. your moirail just happens to be Gamzee. either way, the camera shifts and oops. there's Karkat

Comments

[video]

[soccergoggles]

What-- what's a pap and shoosh mean?

[video]

[homofuckiens]

It's a clever tactic developed by trolls to soothe the ever loving fuck out of someone.

[soccergoggles]

Does it work?

[homofuckiens]

Obviously or else I wouldn't be bragging.

[voice]

[allmyraeg]

They probably didn't train hard enough for her battle.

[voice]

[homofuckiens]

That's going under the greatest fucking understatement of the year.

[allmyraeg]

Don't whine about it if you didn't train enough for it.

[trollsbackwards]

I beat her easily, dipshit!

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[striderismo]

if youre gonna be selling zubats you might as well pay people to take them
stick all the zubat eggs in a cardboard box and tape ten dollar bills to them
if youre lucky some poor sap might come along before anyone steals the money and just adopt all those fuckers
like hey i gotta house full of fucking bats but damn is my conscience clear
lemme just sponsor a wild boar to slaughter for some kids in zimbabwe or some shit and my life will be complete

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[homofuckiens]

FUCK OFF, STRIDER.
NO ONE ASKED YOUR OPINION.

[video]

[usedsuperpower]

Whitney stupid...

[video]

[homofuckiens]

No, I wouldn't say stupid. That fucking Miltank packs a punch and the use of Attract would have been potentially dangerous if not for the fact that all of mine are, stupidly so, female.

She's just a goddamn wiggler when it comes to losing.

[usedsuperpower]

Strong Pokémon but she whiiiinees. Bad gym leader!

[homofuckiens]

Honestly? I contribute it to her just being a fucking brat.

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[8etterl8]

I think you are missing the supposed point of this human holiday Karkat.
It seems to 8e a8out GIVING not SELLING.

[She's just bitter she didn't think of it first.]

Text;

[homofuckiens]

PEOPLE SHOULD SPEND MONEY TO BUY SHIT FOR THOSE THAT THEY CARE ABOUT.
DID YOU NOT REALLY LISTEN TO WHAT I SAID?

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[8etterl8]

I still think you're missing the point.
8ah hum8ug Karkat, you grinch.
::::p

[homofuckiens]

I'M NOT MISSING THE POINT OF ANYTHING HERE.