Cat and I agree...

[homunculi]

...when we finally convert an old Sam's Club into a roller disco Mexican restaurant with 2 full bars and we get around to laying the psychedelic astronomy-themed hard carpeting and drafting the Magna Carta Vol.2 so that we can properly secede from the Union, then Thursdays will be Ladies' Nights and every day will boast $1 Punquila (Pumpkin tequila

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[literati_pygmy]

sounds righteous.

[harv]

I'm so in, but I found a chink in your cunning plan.

You can't have a roller disco with carpeting!

[homunculi]

Ah, I got carried away. You see, the carpeting runs the perimeter of the rink, corner to corner to corner, connecting the bars and permitting the disco bunnies ample room to stand with their drinks and, you know, commisserate with their fellow nighthawks.

Love the word choice, by the way. I'm glad you found the cracker, uh, I mean 'crack' in my scheme.

[tragicallyhip]

It's shag, right?

[homunculi]

What, are there other varieties?