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[homunculi]

Today, I, in a moment of glory, snuck up on a wild squirrel and smacked it on the ass. Caught him totally by surprise! I feel like such a fuckin' hero.

I'm so proud of me.

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[retro_melon]

you are a raving lunatic
amusing
but a lunatic that raves none the less.

[homunculi]

Psssh, I'll rave you. Dizzam.

[tragicallyhip]

The other week I was standing in my hallway talking to my pal, Cory, when this Mosquito started buzzing around me. In a faux Kung-Fu moment I whipped my arm out, closed my hand, and brought it back to my body.

Seconds later I realized I'd caught the mosquito in my palm, with one of its legs between my fore and middle finger.

I felt so badass. But I think your story far exceeds mine. I am defeated.

[homunculi]

Oh my god. You are the one who will some day defeat me. When you kill me, you must pass on my story.

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[sapphon]

Wow. If I'd done that, I'd feel like a hero, too. Way to live up to your Asian ninja roots. Game over, Cho wins.

-Connor

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[homunculi]

Just doing my part to make the world a better place.

[literati_pygmy]

you're my hero now

[obnoxiousorange]

Are you sure you were awake?

If you were, then that's very impressive, and you should hire a cameraman to follow you around from now on. Just in case.

[spiffnaked]

I completely agree.

[homunculi]

Matt witnessed the entire thing. And I'm pretty sure he was awake too. More or less.

[obnoxiousorange]

Does he own a camera?