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What is your full name:: Christopher Estebon Olexa
Spell your first name backwards:: axelo
Date of birth:: April 29, 1987
Male or female:: male
Astrological sign:: taurus
Nicknames:: hondo, foreigner, chris
Occupation:: student and looking for a jobb
Height:: 5'5"
Hair color:: black
Eye color:: brown
Where were you born:: Honduras, its in Central America
Where do you reside now:: good old amherst
Age:: 17
Screen names:: Foreign Hondo
What does your screen name stand for:: I'm foreign and im honduran so mine as well pick that...
What is your livejournal name:: hondosr4lovers
What does your livejournal name stand for:: uhh im foreign? and honduran?
Pets:: 3, dog- gizmo , cat- patches, kitty- static
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: i dont remember....prob 17?
Piercings:: i wish i had my ears
Tattoo's:: i wish i had like 1 or 2 on my arms
Shoe size:: 10 1/2
Righty or lefty:: righty
Wearing:: jeans and dark blue and white striped polo, i love this shirt id ont knwow hy i dotn wear it more often
Hearing:: Rebecca Have Mercy- On What Should Be Blank Pages
Feeling:: emo and a not care phase
Eating/drinking:: nothing
Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love:: yes
How many people have you said it too:: like a couple...friends and other people
How many people have you been in REAL love with:: 1
How you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex:: yes
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: uhhhh no?
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: her smile and personality and looks
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: smile
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: i dont really know....i should prob figure that out....
Do you have a crush right now:: yea...
If so who is it:: it doesnt really matter....
Do you remember your first love:: oh yea
Who is the first person you kissed:: lindz yuhasz but shes fuckin gay so ill just heather
Do you believe in fate:: i dunno yet...
Do you believe in soul mates:: im debating on it....
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours:: most likely not....
Family Stuff
How many siblings do you have:: 2
What are your siblings names:: Amy and Matt
What are your parents names:: Nancy...dont have a dad....
How many siblings does your mother have:: not sure...i havent really met alot of them
How many siblings does your father have:: i dunno...a couple prob havent really met them either..
Is your family close:: ehhh not really...
Does your family get together for holidays:: family in meaning my mom bro sis me grandma and uncles from kansas
Do you have a drunk uncle:: i dont think so
Any medical problems run through your family:: yea every mem has died of some certain cancer of some sort except my mom...
Does someone in your family wear a toupee:: no
Do you have any nieces or nephews:: no
Are your parents divorced:: no
Do you have step parents:: no
Has your family ever disowned another member of your family:: no!
Did some of your family come to America from another country: yea me and my bro fuckers
What song do you swear was written about you or your life:: i dont know i would have to search through my list although i know there is one...
What's the most embarrassing cd you own:: Spice Girls - Spice Up your life
What's the best cd you own:: Matchbook, or Senses Fail
What song do you absolutely hate:: Rubber Band Man...pisses me off
Do you sing in the shower:: sometimes
What song reminds you of that special someone:: Matchbook- Promise, and some others
Favorites
Color:: Blue, and silver sometimes
Food:: Chicken Popperkhosh
Song:: Stars Hide Fire- An Eye For An Eye
Show:: Full House
School subject:: dont have one
Animal:: Dove
Movie:: Fight Club
Pair of shoes:: Sauconys
Cartoon:: Hey Arnold
Actor:: Collin Ferral
Actress:: Jennifer Anniston
potatp chip:: Ranch Doritoes
Drink:: Strawberry Daccary
Soda:: Sierra Mist
Holiday:: christmas
Perfume/cologne:: Curve, or Ocean Spray
Pizza topping:: pepperoni or cheese
Jello flavor:: Do they make Blue jello?...that would be amazing
Lunch meat:: Salami
Card Game:: Poker or RatsAss
Video game:: Final Fantasy X
Book:: I suck at reading
Computer game:: i dont play comp games they tak eup so much space
Number:: 16
Cereal:: Croco-berry Crunch
Dessert:: Pumpkin Pie
Disney character:: Donald Duck
Teacher:: Mr. Todd
Childhood toy:: My toy cars
Carnival game/ride:: throw a ball at the bottles to knock them down or somethin
Candy bar:: reese cups
Magazine:: Modern Drummer
Salad dressing:: Italian
Thing to do on the weekend:: drum, listen to music, somethin with friends, and sleep
Hot drink:: French vanilla cappucchino
Season:: summer
Sport to watch:: dont watch them
Person to talk to online:: i dunno theres a couple prob kay or michelle
Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits
What color are your sheets:: Blue
What color are your bedroom walls:: I dont have walls There covered in posters
Do you have posters on your wall:: yeaaaaaa alot i dont like practically any of them now but i used to love them now they just suck
Do you have a tv in your bedroom:: sort of
How many pillows are on your bed:: 3
Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom:: no i have a cell
Describe the last nightmare you had:: somethin to do with my family
Do you sleep with stuffed animals:: no
Do you have an alarm clock in your room:: yea
What color is the carpet in your room:: shitty white
What's under your bed:: uhhhhhh drauers?
This or that
loser/wannabe:: loser
Doughnuts/bagels:: hm, donuts
Day/night:: night
Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west:: east
Heaven/hell:: heaven
Make love/have sex:: both, more love though
Coffee/tea:: ehh not sure
Hamburgers/hotdogs:: hamburgers.
Rap/rock:: rock, im not a nigger
Britney/Christina:: brittney shes so hot
Swiss cheese/american cheese:: america cheese
Real World/Road Rules:: real world
Backstreet Boys/*Nsync:: ehhhhhh we'll have none of that
Silver/gold:: silver
Nike/Adidas:: they both suck
McDonalds/Taco Bell:: taco bell because its just sweet
Sweet/sour:: sweet
Punk/emo:: both
Hot/cold:: hot
Winter/summer:: summer
Spring/fall:: fall
Operas/plays:: plays
Read/watch tv:: tv
Cd's/tapes:: cds
Dvd's/vhs:: DVDs
Old/new:: depends
Shorts/skirts:: shorts
Pink/red:: red
Colored pictures/black and white photos:: depends on what the pic is or who it is
Meat/vegetables:: meat
Mexican food/chinese food:: chinese on this one...they do have some amazing shit
Commercials/infomercials:: commercials, but you know that you cant change the channel during infomercials. i swear they have subliminal messages
Scary movies/comedies:: SCARY!
Bikinis/one piece bathing suits:: uhhhh trunks anyone?
Sandals/tennis shoes:: sauconys
Dogs/cats:: dogs
Unicorns/fairies:: fairies
Water/land:: land
Sugar/spice:: Sugar
Black/white:: black
ribbons/bows:: ribbons
Chicken/beef:: beef
Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights:: I dunno i like both
Cars/trucks:: i drive a truck bitch
Austin Powers/James Bond:: james bond
Popcorn/pretzels:: popcorn
Hip/hop:: sucks dick
WWE wrestling/ real wrestling:: both suck my dick
Back rub/foot massage:: back rub
Picture frames/photo albums:: frames
Pens/pencils:: pens
What Is Your Opinion Of The Following
Eminem:: hes white
God:: i believe in him
The Osbournes:: hilarious bunch of retards
Reality TV:: good stuff
J.Lo:: is hot
Religion:: I dont like going to church that much, but i believe in god
Valentine's Day:: not my kind of day....
Christina Aguilera's comeback:: ehhhh she changed alot
Abortion:: sucks
Inter-racial relationships:: dont care
Murder:: no
Death:: Totally frightened of it
Obesity:: that is just sick
Pre-marital sex:: Fuckin retarded
Terrorism:: sucks alot
Fortune Tellers:: neve rbeen to one but wouldnt mind to see if it really works
Threesomes:: how about a whole bunch of yes
Prostitution:: sweet but sucks since they pro have STD's
Politics:: i suck at that kind of stuff
Country music:: sucks alot of dick too
George W. Bush:: is sweet
Cloning:: would be sweet
Gas prices in America:: are ridiculous
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
Jack:: stitack
Tiffany:: breakfast at tiffanys
Ben:: perez my friend
Maria:: west side story
Jennifer:: my cousin from texas
Nicole:: nichole strader
Amy:: My sister
Adam:: schneider
Richard:: Head.... haha short anme for richard is dick
Arnold:: football head
Tom:: thomas worthington
Melissa:: riley...grrr
Charlotte:: web
Harold:: fat guy
John:: Sacharski
Joel:: bellman
Vanessa:: carlton
Michelle:: hoskinson...
Kevin:: kays bro
Brent:: sounds like a A&F model name
Jake:: padrouski
Billy:: madison
Sarah:: corey
Natalie:: rims old girl friend
Christy:: ostrich A.k.A Pr's chick
Nick:: Klein
Linda:: uhhhh no one?
Taylor:: a boy and a girls name
Jordan:: bowerman
Jamie:: song from dashboard
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: ehhh nope
Been on a diet:: no thats impossible
Been to a foreign country:: yea it was sweet
Broken a bone:: yea...my wrist
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: god no...
Swear at a teacher:: no but i want to really bad
Talked to an lj member via emails or instant messages:: uhhhhh what?!
Got in a fight:: no i suck at fighting
Dated a teacher:: no bu ti want Ms. chorak or fedor
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: no but close
Thought about killing your enemy:: Plenty of times
Met another lj member in the flesh::uhhh friends here?
Told a little white lie:: yup
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: yea....i get pressured all the time and then i feel like a bad guy not tellin them
Stolen anything:: yes form ben franklins all the time back in 7th grade
Been on TV:: no i wish
Been on the radio:: no
Been in a mosh pit:: yea it was fuckin sweet as sin...i got like killed though
Been to a concert:: yes plenty
Dated one of your best friends:: yes, heather
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: yes, although i shouldnt because it gets nowhere
Deceived somebody close to you:: yup
Broken the law:: speed?
Been to a rodeo:: once. it was actually pretty sweet
Been on a talk show:: no
Been on a game show:: no
Been on an airplane:: yea alot...like NSDwhoa!
Got to ride on a firetruck:: nahhhh
Came close to dying:: when i was a baby i ws allergic ot milk didnt know it but i ketp drink it and almost died from too much...and like wasnt good
Cheated on a bf/gf:: no
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: yes
Terrorized a babysitter:: no?
Made a mud pie:: uhhhh no?
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: yea that means one year of my life is gone when that happens
Snuck out of the house at night:: yea because im sweet and never get caught
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: no
Had an eating disorder:: no
Felt like you didn't belong:: yea alot
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: alot..but im used to it because it alwayz happens to me
Smoked:: 8th grade year....i regret it
Done drugs:: no horrible
Been arrested:: nope
Had your tonsils removed: yes
Gone to camp:: yea alot of camps
Won a bet:: yea i usually win but its all good
Written a love letter:: uhhhhh no i dont think so
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love: i dont really know...maybe
Written a love poem:: not a poem but words
Kissed in the rain:: no but that would be sweet
Slow danced with someone you love:: no...and prob never will
Stolen a kiss:: uhhh i dunno
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: yea and shes usually right and i should prob listen to her more often
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: yea...but a im a nice guy so i dont do anythin about it so oh well...
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love::no because i never have anyone to love...
Gotten a speeding ticket:: nope although i prob shold of gotten some im just slick
Done jail time:: no
Had to wear a uniform to work:: yea
Won a trophy:: yes plenty
Thrown up in public:: yea a couple of times...
Bowled a perfect game:: no i wish though
Failed/got held back:: no
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: like 3 years in a row
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: sick
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: ballet for a day then i didnt like it
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: GI JOES
Did you own Treasure Trolls:: yea their sweet
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: yea
Did you play Simon Says:: yes
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: no
Did you wet the bed:: yea when i was small
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:: yea i was terrified so i hide under my covers
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: wtf?! no i didnt even know they made those kind
Were you shy:: very i still am
Were you spoiled:: yea right im the opposite
Did you go to the circus:: no
Did you go to the zoo:: yes awsome
Were you in a car accident:: no but sometimes i wish i was
Did you build snowmen:: yea alot
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: yea it hurt!
Were your older cousins mean to you:: nahhhh
Did you think slinkies were cool:: yeah
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: no
Are you afraid of the dark:: yea
Did you have slumber parties:: no but i had sleep overs with dudes
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: no
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: yea i believe in santa clause till like 5th grade
Did you believe in aliens:: no
Name three things that are next to your computer:: my cell my CD's and my wallet with lots of cash and some pictures
Do you have any hidden talents:: uh play drums?
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: i dont really care
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: scary
Do you play any sports:: soccer baseball bowling, soccer was amazing i debated on soccer or marching band but then i chose band because my mom made me...
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: ehhhh i dunno...i have to check on that
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: Terminator 3
Do you think your good looking:: ehh not really
Do others think you are good looking:: nope
Would you ever sky dive:: yea
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: no
How many rooms do you have in your house:: dont konw alot?
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: not at all
Do you believe in God:: definately
Do you believe in Satan:: yea he sucks
Do you believe there is a heaven:: yes
Do you believe there is a hell:: yes
Do you own a pooltable:: yeah
Do you have a pool:: no
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: yeah.
Do you like chocolate:: yes
How many U.S. states have you been to:: i dunno...a couple
Ever wished on a shooting star:: NEver seen one in my life....
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: last years as a catholic schol girl
Do you carry any weapons on you:: no im not psycho like my bro
What is your weakness:: emotions
Name something you can't get enough of:: drums or my gear off the internet
How many kids do you want to have:: just 2
What is your ideal way to die:: prob cancer
How do you release stress:: listen to my hate music or talk to kay sometimes, drum really hard, or just drive around
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: not at all
Are you an artisitic person:: no i suck
Are you a realistic person?:: mostly
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: i used to because i love my sauconys
Are you a strong person:: depends on what it is...
Are you a strong willed person:: mostly...
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: uhh i think one of my buddies from a corp
Who is the last person to IM you:: michelle
Do you hate chain e-mails:: ALOT
Are you a deep sleeper:: yea
Are you a good story teller:: sometimes depends on the story
What do you believe is your best quality:: i dont know...i dont think i have one
What is your greatest accomplishment:: i havent gotten it yet...
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: candles
Do you have your own credit card:: no but when i do im goin to be ordering shit offline like crazy
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: spend all of it and use alot of toward college
Do you have a check book:: no but i want one
Do you tan easily:: yea like a mother
What color is your hair naturally:: black
How many fillings do you have:: alot...i cant count
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: none because iv learned my lesson
Worst feeling in the world?: fighting with someone you dont want to lose out of your life...
Best feeling in the world:: love...
is the glass half full or half empty?:: broken?
Last thing you downloaded:: music i do it like everyday
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: no
What do you think people think of you:: some punk kid who plays drums
Are you a likeable person:: depends if in a decent mood at least
Do you need therapy:: uhh no?
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance: not at all
Do you love your bf/gf:: i never have one so whats the point
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP::WTF?!
When are you moving:: Maybe after i graduate and then maybe things will be diff or people realize somethin...