Three points ( Read more... )

Signe is going to Prom with Reuben! They are both the coolest people! Signe is a man. (she asked me to say that about her, I'm not mean). She just wants the truth to be told!

Other than that, Interview tomorrow and hopefully the show on Friday!

I'm really looking forward to school getting out! For SEVERAL reasons!

www.purevolume.com/parallelidentity

So, I just wanted to post letting all of you know that cocktail dresses, are lighter, and less poofy and more comfortable than prom dresses ( Read more... )

myheartisavictim: hmm
myheartisavictim: post in your lj
myheartisavictim: write about me
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Kevin's Book of Random.  Chapter five.

Inter-(Body Massage)-jection

Random interjection is necessary.  Intertwining this method with the repeating method gives out for the best results.  For example.  Were I to interject something random into a speech of mine or interject something random into (SPOON!) the middle of someone else's speech it makes ( Read more... )

Kevin's Book of Random.  Chapter Four.

Randomnity's Social Evolution

Randomness is based off of self preservation.  For Example.  Someone may come up to you and say "Fear the Lily."  Randomness, or at least the spirit of it, will try and preserve it's dignity.  Either, the person (or receiver {who talks to receiver's?}) will either laugh, display ( Read more... )

Kevin's Book of Random.  Chapter Three.

Random Isn't As Random Does

If Random was as Random did, would it be Random?  I believe this too is impossible.  I believe this point will make more sense through parable, the parable of the Boy and the Bar.

The Parable of the Boy and the Bar>

A twelve year old boy walked into a bar.  The bartender, noticing ( Read more... )

Kevin's Book of Random.  Chapter Two.

Several Strategies to Randomization

Speak what is on your mind.  If you want to tell someone that the lower custer on their upper lip reminds you of a chipmunk you saw in the park one year seven months ago while walking your newly housetrained Ugandan spitting-squirrel monkey, then you should go ahead and do so ( Read more... )

Kevin's Book of Random.  Chapter 1.

An Epitaph for the Modern Random

A Proverbial entrance into the modern random would show us that modern random isn't entirely random.  For Example.  When one would enter the metamorphoses of becoming random, one finds oneself using Hippos entirely too much.  Hippos are the general stereotype for being random.  ( Read more... )