1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk & plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get
5. When you are worried - I will tell you
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