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1) Go to Google and type in "You know you're from [Your State Here] if..."
2) Pick out whatever you wish and bold the ones that apply to you.
3) Italicize ones that apply to people you know, but not to you.
4) Post it in an entry.
5) Have your friends do it themselves!
You know you're from Vermont when:
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. - Yup, now's the time of year when farmers are haying.
"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend. - I love shopping in Burlington! But no, that's not a vacation.
You measure distance in hours. - Yup.
You know several people who have hit moose more than once. - I know people that have hit deer more than once but not moose.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. - Nope.
You use a down comforter in the summer. - Nah.
Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. - My grandmother lives in Florida...
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events. - Even I wear a little camo sometimes (just not to social events)!
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. - I always lock the doors.
You think of the major food groups as deer meat, beer, fish, and berries. - No.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Derby store at any given time. - Yup, especially in the winter. Maybe not 7, but a few.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. - I don't have kids and it doesn't usually snow on Halloween (just rain).
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow. - No.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas. - No.
It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town. - I'm not that social.
You actually understand these jokes. - These aren't jokes! They're true. Heh heh.. :)