this is Julie updating for kyle because he is a fucking slacker. i love sex derp

i love julie derp

001. What does your first name mean? Well, i was named after the good guy in Terminator ( Read more... )

Tonight my sister Kim IMs me ( Read more... )

I have the best girlfriend in the world. Don't argue.

This One-

This one is different,
Unlike any other.
More valuable than gold.
More beautiful than diamonds.
Hotter than fire.
Sweeter than sugar.

i need to work on this one more...

My Jewels-

There is nothing more that i want.
Nothing more that i need.
She's a shining Jewel,
In a box of rocks.
How on Earth did i find,
Such a precious gem?

With Her-

The first time was amazing.
The first time wasn't enough.
I loved the first time,
The first time with Her.

Everytime is amazing.
Everytime isn't long enough.
I love everytime,
Everytime i'm with Her.

Forever will be amazing.
Forever won't be long enough.
I will love forever,
Forever with Her.

this is julie updating for kyle because he is to lazy to get it done himself. so this is me being kyle

derp dan pashia derp hockey derp sex derp nilga(weird little mark over a) derp blah blah blah derp and maybe even a derp julie derp

i hate myself

My parents make me feel so horrible about myself... i wish i wasn't such a fuck up.

"When i was your age, i had to pay for everything myself... " and you know the rest