i cant leave the house...ive got gas...

[honkersdelight]

this morning i farted really loud and i smiled and silently laughed. then there was a loud bang on my wall... i heard jessie stirring and then she was banging on my door. when i opening it there was jessie...freshly rolled out of bed and she yelled "you farted and i heard it!"

umm
HILAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOUS.

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[fidelity_astro]

oh man you're like a beautiful dainty princess!

[honkersdelight]

i am. BUT im one who has gas...