fourth of july, what a day, i would just like to tell everyone that there are two burger kings on commercial boulevard, and one happens to be around five plus miles away from the beach, and if you cross commercial and walk five miles that way, and then five miles towards us 1, your legs will hurt very bad, oh and if it's in the 95 degree weather ( Read more... )

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i spent 210 dollars today and i all i have to show for it are two used textbooks, a calculator, and half a tank of regular unleaded gas.......

impossible is vile, uncertainty is exciting, and individual progression is ideal. talking is merely an excuse for not being able to act. action is purposeful, while reaction is a vice. ability is everything, equality cannot exist. struggling to a goal is pathetic and idealistic, achieving a goal is pure success. applied knowledge is genius, ( Read more... )

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My quiz bitches, take it or i'll kill you

i haven't showered in about four days......i go back to school in less than a month.....i'm getting a car on sunday fo sho......i'm kind of broke......i'm a high school graduate.......my balls itch.......i scratched them......my balls no longer itch......i need sex.......i really need sex.......i'm going to really miss my friends when they leave ( Read more... )

to be eighteen is to be a living paradox. to be eighteen is to know so much, yet know nothing at all. It is to have more readily available knowledge to call upon than any other time in life yet know so little about life. Being eighteen is a time of the utmost responsibility and not having any real responsibility. At eighteen one is responsible for ( Read more... )

A definite and unarguable sign that the education system has gone down the toilet ( Read more... )

it's six o'clock, sun is starting to set, surf is coming in, out of the corner of my eye i can see that vile little creature staring me down, i know it doesn't mean well, i begin to brace myself, for i know, based on past experiences, these villainous mongrels are angry beasts, the sun is beating into my eye as it shakes hands with the horizon, oh ( Read more... )

ok, i want my goddamn hundred dollars back and now!, that was the shittiest trip ever, disney world is by far the most over rated fucking theme park ever times ten, i've been to county fairs that were better than that god forsaken place, the rides sucked and there was nothing to do, we spent the whole night on homoerotic rides and just walking ( Read more... )