make sure your umbrella is up up up up upsidedown!
Just Busty:
SissyQ2000: how are you daniel?
TemPTaZn19k: ooh just busty
Arthur Theme Song:
everyday when your walking down the street,
everybody that you meet
has an original point of view.
and i say HEY! (hey!)
what a wonderful kind of day (hey!)
where you can learn to work and play (hey!)
and get along with each other.
you gotta listen to your heart
listen to the beat
listen to the rhythm,
the rhythm of the street
open up your eyes
open up your ears
get together and make things happen,
by working together
it's a simple message,
and it comes from the heart.
oh, believe in yourself,
for that's the place to start.
and i say hey! (hey!)
what a wonderful kind of day
(hey!) where you can learn to work and play (hey!) and get along with eachother.
what a wonderful kind of day! (hey!)
what a wonderful kind of day! HEY!
Ducky Hat invention:
I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
Logos of reading:
Reading increases knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Power is easily corruptible.
Corruption is a crime.
Crime doesn't pay.
Reading makes you go broke.
Great High Fives:
TemPTaZn19k: girls are only good for one thing...
TemPTaZn19k: they give terrific high fives
Fur Vs. Leather
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Zing! for when the answer doesn't matter:
Zing!
Commentary by Strong Bad:
i dunno what i was lookin at there. i think it was a bird or maybe a cloud or maybe a bird cloud.
Awesome thing = dumb, and bad
"Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb... and bad."
~Strong Bad
Squirel and bad mental picture:
i'm thinking about a squirel in a .. uh... bikini... uh... or a speedo.. or.. ew! a thong! ew ew ew!
Krazy:
tha'ts crazy .. crazy with a capital K.. KrAzY
retardedness for searching the web late at night:
sleeping oh.. right somthing about 70% of US SHOULD be doing right now (the other 30% works the night shift)
fell out the chair:
just fell out of the chair... this might take a while... ... ...
Double Trouble~:
double, double, toil and trouble
something wicked this way comes! OMG! HPatHBP = JULY 16!! wO0t
Ice cream man theme song:
do your ears hang low
do they wobble too and fro
can you tie them in a knot,
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over you shoulder
like a contenental soldier,
do you ears hang low?
AHHH THAT WOULD BE THE ICE CREAM MAN COMING !!!! AHHH!!!!
ahh... the explanations of ALL teen girls... (as explained beautifully by Strong Bad)
T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!
be careful for tacks:
thasjus4me: and there are all sorts of nastyness on the floor
thasjus4me: be careful for tacks
Pregnant:
Me: jana, does this make me look pregnant?
Jana: maybe 4 months or so...
Cabin Fever:
"i've got cabin fever, it's driving me insane! i've got cabin fever, i've forgot my name!"
"BOOM! SHE-KALAKAAAHHH!!!" "BOOM! SHE-KALAKAAAHHH!!!" "BOOM! SHE-KALAKAAAHHH!!!" "BOOM! SHA-KALAKALAKAAAAHH!!!""BOOM! SHA-KALAKALAKAAAAHH!!!""BOOM! SHA-KALAKALAKAAAAHH!!!"
Gummie Bears aren't good:
A B C D E F G gummie bears are chaseing me, one is red and one is blue, a yellow one stole my shoe
Emu:
hehe: check out that awesomeness that describes my whole life! http://www.couplandesque.net/culture/emukid.gif
Peasant's Quest:
Peasant's Quest: ANY HELPFULL TIPS WOULD BE NICE
Hungry Hungry Hippoes:
you leave me no choice but to play you in a game of Hungry hungry hippoes. my orange hippo, for i am always orange, we ravenously scavenge all the marbles in the open pit. while your blue hippo will snap at the open air!!! bwahahahaha!!!
"try try again" put onther way:
"If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. No use being stupid about it."
Kayak - about eskimoes:
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Chineseessen - i wish i was asian:
pump your fist for some CHINESEESSEN EATING ACTION!! AYZHUNS SALUTE!!
a spork and me:
*holds up anti-spoon picketsign* GO SPORKS! ^-^ *chucks away sign* *hold up little spork with little dress and brown wig on* *whispers* You and I will soon rule the world.. hehe
emo:
i'm feeling emo. not listening to D%C, but i am playing depresso irish fiddle music. ahh refreshing.... yet so sad...
p-zone + poo:
p-zone... hope i don't poo out another footer... or a log... that would be embarrasing...
darn you, ducey!!!!!
WARNING! this one is long and ADD will ensue:
Warning!
I hate it as much as anyone when people forward too many warnings, but this one is important! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around, do not do it! IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.
I wish I'd gotten this yesterday.
I feel so stupid now...
Weather:
"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
- Dan Spencer
Chapter 3 of HBP:
"He looked rather like an old lion. There were streaks of grey in his mane of tawny hair and his bushy eyebrows; he had keen yellowish eyes behind a pair of wire-rimmed spectacles and a certain rangy, loping grace even though he walked with a slight limp."
12th use of dragon blood:
What are the 12 uses for dragon's blood?
I have a very good reason for not telling you -- the movie script writer wants me to give him that information for the film. But I can say that the 12th use is oven cleaner.
wrongness:
Auto response from kcf1987: term paper class:
ChocolateBbbl: its a gaping ravine of wrongness
lip balm:
lip balm! HAZZAH!!!
the need:
i feel the need
the need to p-zone surf
Das Essen = bad german:
Das Essen klingt gut.
if all else fails:
READ BACKWARDS: .gnilialf trats dna dnuorg eht tih ,sliaf esle lla fi
smacks or breakfast in general:
mmmmm...smacks.......
Violin:
violin!! violin!! yippee for violin skillz!
HPatPOA:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban... need i say more? mmm... harry potter...
the horse fan:
A HORSE! A HORSE! MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE!
auf deutsch from asian:
Auto response from emc31415927: KEINE PANIK!
All-state pictures:
Auto response from kcf1987: hirashi14: I tell you, a guy takes one picture with a t-shirt of a provocative half-naked man on it, and people never let him forget it
telephones:
TELEPHONE, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
some of them you've probably already read, but some are new! i thought it was time to update my away message poll.