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[honorarylesbian]

[All things considered, Akane thought himself to be a calm person. He was not violent, like the other boys at school; indeed, he was probably more timid than half the girls. Although he had lately been doing his best to nut up and start standing up for what he felt was right, he still prided himself on being the ideal Japanese student: quiet,

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[motheringnation]

Oh, dear. Please calm down...

Are you alright?

[honorarylesbian]

Wh-Where the hell am I!? Is this America!? How did I get here!?

[motheringnation]

In a way....

You've been kidnapped. We-we all have....

[honorarylesbian]

What.

Why.

Who would kidnap me.

[thief_of_truth]

[And conveniently, this is one of the days that Kay's actually spending at her house instead of camped out at her boyfriend's place. She comes running into Akane's room in her pajamas, throwing open the door.]

"What? What's wrong?"

[honorarylesbian]

Whoa! Who are you. Why are you in pajamas. Wait, that's not important. Who are you!

[thief_of_truth]

My name's Kay, and I'm wearing pajamas because I was asleep.

[honorarylesbian]

Oh. Well, that makes sense.

...

Wait, no it doesn't! Why are you here? Did you kidnap me!?

[got_trapped]

(A scream that terrified and high-pitched could only come from a young woman in need! I know what I must do!

...What am I saying, no I don't. Maybe I should say hello--)

[Kanako, more excited than a healthy person would be over hearing what she interpreted to be a terrified woman, scurries next door; she knocks on the door, waiting.]

[honorarylesbian]

[Hearing knocking, Akane decides that someone must have come to rescue him! But caution takes over at the last minute, just before he opens the door, and he instead tries to look through the peephole, squeaking out:]

Wh-Who is it?

[got_trapped]

Is everything okay? I thought I heard someone yelling and came to help...

[honorarylesbian]

Y-You didn't answer my question. Are you the one who kidnapped me?

your not!dad is a real charmer.

[sanctusdei]

[The door of the study flies open! There's an irritated young redhead looking for the source of the sudden noise, making a lot of his own.]

Who the fuck was that?!

[honorarylesbian]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]

Wh-Who are you!? Don't hurt me! I'm sorry! I'll be quiet!

[sanctusdei]

[Glarrrrres]

Who am I?! I fucking live here. Who are you?

[honorarylesbian]

Akane! I don't live here. I think. I would actually like very much to leave, thank you. Don't hurt me.