Easter Blasphemy

[hoo]

Given that bread is the body of christ, and
Given that 'Christ has risen', and
Given that leavened bread rises, we can conclude
Christ contains yeast

Comments

[whuffle]

Oh I'm good at this type of logic!
additional proof:
We can also conclude that Christ was no longer intending to be considered a Jew since being risen would violate the Kashrut laws of passover!

[hoo]

Gala's comment was that the spear-thrust from the Roman guard was actually a large toothpick, checking to see if he was done.

[bramblekite]

OK, I'll accept all that. But where do the fish sandwiches and chocolate fit in??

[hoo]

bread : fish : chocolate :: appetizer : entree : dessert.

[foldedfish]

Ah, so that explains why the Jews don't take Communion during Passover.

[oxlahun]

Christ contains yeast

Quoth my officemate: "There's a cream for that."

[hoo]

Messiah's foot or Christ on a Crotch?

[jost]

Which can also be extended to prove that since justice (the concept, not the TIM player) is blind, that Ray Charles is also justice. And Stevie Wonder.

[hoo]

She came to one of Hunty's parties last year. Married, I think.