"Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I ever heard ( Read more... )

A grey and sunless sky above lies heavy on the earth ( Read more... )

strange lately. doing so little, but so much at the same time. unable to describe. i hate people with chicago accents.

do you believe in rock n roll ( Read more... )

long time no post.

not dead! woo!

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The force of 8 men could not stop the force put out by these men. They looked upon him in great admiration, although a in the past much distract was shown among the two factions. A barn was on chopping block today, and a barn bust be burned. The hay acted as a flammable substance as they melted it into liquid. Liquid hay he asked? How can that ( Read more... )

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lisamarie: angie and i made out valentines!!!
N1ftydo0D: valentines isnt till next week though
lisamarie: and you cant give out valentines the day after valentines day
lisamarie: noo its tomorrow goof!!
N1ftydo0D: ...
lisamarie: ?
N1ftydo0D: ...are you sure?
lisamarie: today's the 13th.