Taken from an email i sent to halnewcome

[hoodlumq]

...So did you hear about this runaway bride stuff? (btw this all happend in a city that is about 10 min from me) And the fiance welcomed her back with open arms..... so

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[steelcoat]

Comittment is great unless all your friends think you're an idiot for being so comitted, in whihc case you're a panty-waist fool that could do better.

Society is silly.

[halnewcome]

Infidelity is a character flaw.

Affect: verb
Effect: noun

[hoodlumq]

eh whatever.... i will never understand that

[halnewcome]

The mnemonic I use is "Special FX", which is clearly a noun, and then I over-pronounce the first syllable of each word. EFF-fect, AFF-fect.

This maybe requires a firmer grasp of part-of-speech than your typical non-dork has, though.

[hoodlumq]

hey i am a dork... just not this kind

someone has chicken noodle soup and i can smell it and i want it

Also:

[steelcoat]

This is "Evidence 6". I submit that based on your own investigations we've once again illustrated that men are the ones with their heads on straight and their hearts in the right place, and its the women who are absolutely batshitfuckinginsanely untenable.