On a recent flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up at the front of everyone ( Read more... )

If you can fit four riders on the bench seat of a pickup, while in the back twelve are standing up ( Read more... )

Hemp is one of the most useful natural resources on the planet. Once acre of hemp can produce as much usable fiber as four acres of trees or two acres of cotton. Hemp's strength as a fiber and plant provide a durable material that can be cultivated without the use of chemical pesticides that can cause cancer and are harmful to the environment. ( Read more... )

There is now another that I know on lj. Whether or not he posts at all remains to be seen, but I am hopeful that the beloved red devil will. :) My only advise is to not read to much into my rants, should you choose to read my journal that is. OK people, I'm off to bed now. Remember to smile!

I figured I'd get myself some more G rated pictures for those of my friends who are sensitive like that... *cough*cough*stephen*cough* :) I figured I didn't want to offend him if he decided he would be reading this...I mean, we all remember how he reacted to that scene in Boogy Nights. But we'll see. He doesn't seem to get online too much lately ( Read more... )

So Disney went well. They even gave us a free upgrade on our room. Tons of fun. So yeah. I have decided that Magic Kingdom is most definitely geared towards kids. I guess the fact that some of the stuff I liked (such as the Aliens encounter ride) were closed for renovations (or something) didn't help. Oh well. It was still fun. They had some new ( Read more... )

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Well, despite having met no one here, I managed to have pretty good time today. Breakfast with a visiting friend, lunch with another, and dinner with the folks. Then, to top the evening off, a viewing of the Original Latin Kings of Comedy. I have to say, George Lopez and Paul Rodriguez are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S! And of course, the celebration of the ( Read more... )

Well, the old birthday has come yet again. A little suprising as to who remembered and who didn't (or in who actually called or IMed me as opposed to those who may have remembered but just didn't say anything). But all is well. I had good food, and distracted conversations about politics. What more could one ask for? Now that I am typing this, I ( Read more... )

Militant Vegans
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Redskins Fans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

DMV Employees
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Republicans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Saddam Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII Burning ( Read more... )