Wierd fuckin' dreams that weren't about fuckin' at all...

[hoohoodilly]

So I dreamt last night that I was in the Middle East on vacation with my family. It was very vivid! I even gave directions to my brother-in-law from my cell phone (which was much nicer than my real one I might add) on how to get to the *black market* un-cut gem dealer down the street from our hotel. It was so real I could literally feel the

Comments

[diaphanous]

Perhaps by "Middle East" you meant "Central Chandler."

[hoohoodilly]

I was unaware that "Central Chandler" had black market un'cut gem dealers... Why am I still shopping at the mall?

[justjack900]

wanna jump in a coffin together?

[hoohoodilly]

I have no problem with that, but the coffin can't have a window. I'm not into that.

[justjack900]

velvet or velour?

[hoohoodilly]

I actually prefer something easier to slide on.