John Mayer has songs called "3X5" and "83" but mine is called "24.95"

[hookedon]

My brief and ill-fated stint on Nerve was prompted by one dude's profile, who we would later learn was named Jake Bronstein. But we'll get to that

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[online_stalker]

click on this link, scroll down, and you can see jake bronstein completely naked. he looks decently hung.

[hookedon]

did you see the "golden penis" link on curbed? that was entertaining.

[online_stalker]

i've seen it, but not through curbed. i don't know why this idiot posts pictures of his cock online but its best that he didn't message you back.

[hookedon]

i'm okay with the no-messaging back. really, it's only funny because of road rules. i mean, road rules?? it actually got cancelled by mtv and they'll show anything!