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[hoosenflogger_]

i kissed brad pitt.

on a pop up.

i wish i had friends.

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[___starface]

you have a friend.
duh.

[goochonfire]

i wish you had said 'friends with big dicks that aren't big fans of chinese food, although they do dabble from time to time, and occasionally feel guilty about it, though not really enough to call it a guilty pleasure, and it really wouldn't even be a guilty pleasure anyhow because they don't really get any pleasure from chinese food, that's just sick.' so i could reply 'why yes jared, yes you do!'