Tales of Band Camp!!!!
Well, I was on my crutches practically the entire time. It sucked so bad.
We got there on Sunday and I was tired already. We stayed on the feild until around 11:30. Then we played games. Me and Tiffany sat out the entire time though. It was fun watching, but it sucked not being able to play.
The next morning we got up and went to breakfast and then we went back to the room and slept for a few minutes and then we went to the feild and worked until lunch. Spring Valley was being special again. They kept trying to piss us off and start a war (they did piss us off, but not starting a war. We're too good for that.)
Taylor almost passed out every night from low blood sugar, and Tiffany was constantly sick. On Monday night Tiffany went home from being sick and went to the hospital and they told her that she probably wouldn't want to do band. So, she quit.
:::EDIT- Well, I'll write the rest of this later, whenever I get back. I'm going to go bumming money. I"ll bbl.:::
:::EDIT AGAIN- Ok, I'm back, so I'll finish my stories:::
Heathor Osborne really pissed me off. First she got up and started complaining about having to march. Then, she walked off the feild and said, "Fuck that." and sat down in the shade and got a drink. Amanda said, "Heather, you need to get out here and march!" and she said, "No. My jeans are rubbing me." and Amanda said, "Aw, poor baby. Get out here and march!" and she said, "NO! I don't want to!!!" Amanda said, "Well, that's what you come to band camp for; to march!" and she just kept on sitting there. Terri walked over and started talking to her, and she got up and went back out on the feild. Terri drove over to the dorms and got a pair of Jarrod's shorts and made Heather put them on. lol. It was so funny. THEN she "sprained" her knee or her leg or osmething and couldn't march. yeah right. It made me even more mad that she said, "Oh, I just love to march, and this is killing me having to sit out." It's amazing how when Miss Fisher said,"If you don't march now, you don't march the games." and her leg suddenly healed! That's so retarded. It made me so mad. I could've slapped the cum outta her!!!
Tuesday night, we were introduced to a man named Calvin who introduced us to a wonderful sounding instrument called the...CAN JOE!!!!!!
He obviously had too much time on his hands. Well, Calvin's stories just ran one into an another and he ended up on Elvis. He started telling us a story and he said that a reporter asked Elvis how he became famous so fast, and he said that Elvis said, "You...Gotta...be....SSSlfkadjflkajsdlfndsif!!!" And he started playing that Canjoe and dancing and singin' like Elvis. It was so funny. Later we learned that the fourth word was really, "Sincere." XD
I don't personally remember this because I was sleeping like an angel, (heh), but apperantly Belpre's band started a water fight with Marshall's soccer team and of course they thought it was us, so at 1 in the morning there was a big water fight going on between the cabins.
Skit night was awesome. I don't think I've ever been that 80's in my life before. My hair was huge, and Savannah looked like Jolena. Lol. It was fun. Patricia is the cutest 80's person I've ever seen! I'll have pics of it in a few days when I get my film developed.
I'm so happy. Camp was hott and exhausting, but it was a blast all and all.