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So. Reading through the crimes book Jeri gave me and read through part of the assassins section.

ASSASSINATE/TRY TO ASSASSINATE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: either get hanged, electrocuted, shot by angry citizens, imprisoned for life, or beaten in the face by the President himself (Jackson, you hardcore motherfucker

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WHY SO BADASS TR?

[winnable]

I want him

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in every way

if you know what I mean

[sparkism]

Andrew Jackson is pretty much the love of my life. His badassery is rivaled only by Teddy Roosevelt, ahaha.

Couldn't you get royally no pun intended fucked over if you tried to assassinate a tsar or whatever back in the good old days? I guess that was the same for pretty much every country, though.

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Uhhhh not sure past Ivan the Terrible, but I know he was like, super paranoid of people trying to kill him so he had a secret police.

And then he ended up killing his son.

And then Russia was like "WAIT, BASTARD SON, ONE MORE HEIR TO THE THRONE, STILL GOOD"

And then someone decided it was an awesome idea to give the epileptic heir to the throne a knife to play with.

Russia: /sob

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idk, the only assassination I really remember is the whole thing with Catherine the Great supposedly killing off her husband, but you can't really punish her because, well, it's Catherine.
I'm just going off the assumption that killing a king was a big NO-NO everywhere. xD

oh Russia~

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Oh baww, Czolgosz.

also YOU STILL NEED TO GIVE ME THE ASSASINS SOUNDTRACK |8

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http://www.sendspace.com/file/b7z4w5

[kanisi_kokoro]

ilubby 8D

[bossfight]

no man seriously

roosevelt just said "oh i got shot" and fucking kept talking

baddest dude to ever live