( holloween meme )
for usernameism, mary sue fic starring America, Nicholas Cage, and a shoe.
America walked into the conference room one day. It was drizzling outside, but in America's heart, it was a downpour, because he was sad. Then the weather changed and it started raining really really hard because he's a nation and everything in America is symbolic to the golden boy and it all works out.
Something detrimental had happened to Alfred. The liberty bell had been stolen. It was all he could think about during the meeting. Arthur looked on worriedly at his little brother/lover (they are already together at this point, please read prequel: NATIONAL TREASURE 3: AN AMERICAN IN ENGLAND haha get it? it's a sex joke!). Alfred shrugged off his comforting gestures and the hand on his thigh that actually belonged to France, but France only wanted a threesome with him and Canada and it wasn't TRUE LOVE.
So America left the conference broodily.
It was still raining. It was convenient because it could mask the tears behind the golden boy's glasses. He was so depressed that he dropped to his knees in a puddle, head bowed as he screamed in anguish.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of red converse shoes.
Attached to these shoes was perhaps the most handsome man Alfred had ever seen, maybe even moreso than Arthur. The mere thought of betraying his love made his heart stutter, but he ignored it, completely enraptured by the man holding his hand out before America.
"Who are you?" Alfred asked.
"I'm your hero," the man whispered. "I am... Nicholas Cage. I'm here to help you find your National Treasure."
"You're going to help me find the Liberty Bell?!" America gasped.
"Better," Nicholas Cage said with a smile. He touched America's hand gently. "Love."
"Love? But I'm already in love!"
"You'll never love Arthur as much as you could love me!" Nicholas Cage cried.
And he was right. Alfred realized with a gasp. This man was a hero who would help him find his National Treasure. He was... perfection.
"Come with me," he said, taking America's hand. Alfred followed him to a blue police box.
"I actually have a confession to make," said Nicholas Cage sadly.
"What is it?" America whispered.
"I'm actually................................... the Thirteenth Doctor!"
America swooned. "That explains the shoes!"
"Yes it does."
Nicholas Cage brought his face close to Alfred's, the two staring into each others' eyes with smoldering gazes, and then they brought their lips together in a heated kiss. It wasn't raining anymore because America was so happy.
"I have another confession to make," Nicholas Cage whispered.
"What is it?" Alfred whispered.
"I'm actually..................... in love with Arthur."
"What?!" America exclaimed.
"That's right!" England said, popping out of the Tardis. "It bloody well serves you right for rebelling against me centuries ago, and I'm so bitter about it, I set this all up just to break your heart!"
"Nooooooooooo!" America screamed as he dropped to his knees!
"I have another confession to make," said Nicholas Cage.
"What is it?" Arthur asked while America sobbed pitifully on the ground. Nicholas Cage unzipped his trousers to reveal that his penis was actually a red converse shoe.
"I can never love either of you because I love shoes! And I must save the world!" he said, and then he grew wings and flew away to to solve the crisis at the Suez Canal.
America was so depressed he slit his wrists and died. Arthur, realizing his mistake and that he actually loved Alfred, also slit his wrists and died. But it was okay because they both became Britannia Angels and had a ton of sex on a cloud. Then the world blew up because it was the end of the world so it didn't matter, but then it did because Doctor Cage saved the world because angel sex saves the world.
"Just as planned," said Nicholas Cage with a smile, zipping up his pants. He then punched a woman in the face and ate a horde of bees.
TO BE CONTINUED?!
America walked into the conference room one day. It was drizzling outside, but in America's heart, it was a downpour, because he was sad. Then the weather changed and it started raining really really hard because he's a nation and everything in America is symbolic to the golden boy and it all works out.
Something detrimental had happened to Alfred. The liberty bell had been stolen. It was all he could think about during the meeting. Arthur looked on worriedly at his little brother/lover (they are already together at this point, please read prequel: NATIONAL TREASURE 3: AN AMERICAN IN ENGLAND haha get it? it's a sex joke!). Alfred shrugged off his comforting gestures and the hand on his thigh that actually belonged to France, but France only wanted a threesome with him and Canada and it wasn't TRUE LOVE.
So America left the conference broodily.
It was still raining. It was convenient because it could mask the tears behind the golden boy's glasses. He was so depressed that he dropped to his knees in a puddle, head bowed as he screamed in anguish.
When he opened his eyes, he saw a pair of red converse shoes.
Attached to these shoes was perhaps the most handsome man Alfred had ever seen, maybe even moreso than Arthur. The mere thought of betraying his love made his heart stutter, but he ignored it, completely enraptured by the man holding his hand out before America.
"Who are you?" Alfred asked.
"I'm your hero," the man whispered. "I am... Nicholas Cage. I'm here to help you find your National Treasure."
"You're going to help me find the Liberty Bell?!" America gasped.
"Better," Nicholas Cage said with a smile. He touched America's hand gently. "Love."
"Love? But I'm already in love!"
"You'll never love Arthur as much as you could love me!" Nicholas Cage cried.
And he was right. Alfred realized with a gasp. This man was a hero who would help him find his National Treasure. He was... perfection.
"Come with me," he said, taking America's hand. Alfred followed him to a blue police box.
"I actually have a confession to make," said Nicholas Cage sadly.
"What is it?" America whispered.
"I'm actually................................... the Thirteenth Doctor!"
America swooned. "That explains the shoes!"
"Yes it does."
Nicholas Cage brought his face close to Alfred's, the two staring into each others' eyes with smoldering gazes, and then they brought their lips together in a heated kiss. It wasn't raining anymore because America was so happy.
"I have another confession to make," Nicholas Cage whispered.
"What is it?" Alfred whispered.
"I'm actually..................... in love with Arthur."
"What?!" America exclaimed.
"That's right!" England said, popping out of the Tardis. "It bloody well serves you right for rebelling against me centuries ago, and I'm so bitter about it, I set this all up just to break your heart!"
"Nooooooooooo!" America screamed as he dropped to his knees!
"I have another confession to make," said Nicholas Cage.
"What is it?" Arthur asked while America sobbed pitifully on the ground. Nicholas Cage unzipped his trousers to reveal that his penis was actually a red converse shoe.
"I can never love either of you because I love shoes! And I must save the world!" he said, and then he grew wings and flew away to to solve the crisis at the Suez Canal.
America was so depressed he slit his wrists and died. Arthur, realizing his mistake and that he actually loved Alfred, also slit his wrists and died. But it was okay because they both became Britannia Angels and had a ton of sex on a cloud. Then the world blew up because it was the end of the world so it didn't matter, but then it did because Doctor Cage saved the world because angel sex saves the world.
"Just as planned," said Nicholas Cage with a smile, zipping up his pants. He then punched a woman in the face and ate a horde of bees.
TO BE CONTINUED?!