Shelly posted this awesome survey on MySpace, so I had to share it.
1. Have you ever been drunk? Um yes.
2. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 19. Yes, I know I started late.
3. Have you ever gotten/given digits while intoxicated? Yeah, but I either lose them or throw it away.
4. Have you ever drunk dialed'? That and drunk IMed.
5. Have you ever been drunk in front of family members? Nope
6. Have you ever had to cover up the fact that you were drunk? Oh yeah. Walking back from parties/bars. In the dorms.
7. Have you ever been arrested for any alcohol related crime? Nope.
8. Have you ever hooked-up with someone while drunk? Hooked up? No. Made out with? Yes.
9. Ever forgot their name? It's not a question of forgetting, just not remembering it correctly.
10. When was the last time you were drunk? Last Saturday
11. Have you ever been on a drunken binge? Yeah.
12. Do you need alcohol to have a good time? Nah, but it usually helps.
13. What kind of alcohol gets you the most intoxicated? Usually beer when I'm playing games with it.
14. Favorite liquor: Smirnoff Green Apple Vodka, Gold Schlagger, and whatever they put in a Long Island Iced Tea
15. Favorite beer: Miller Light and Corona
16. Have you ever woken up after a night of drinking and found out that you were still drunk? Definitely
17. Have you ever swam drunk? No.
18. What kind of a drunk are you? Usually happy unless somebody does something to piss me off. Then I stew for a little then go back to being happy.
19. Is alcohol like "truth serum" to you? Most times.
20. Favorite drinking partner: They know who they are.
21. Favorite bar? Wibs and Hot Point. Maxies for Taco Tuesdays.
22. Have you ever completely blacked out? No.
23. Have you ever puked from drinking? "But why is it red?!"
24. Have you ever had the 'crying drunks'? I have a few times.
25. Can you still do physical activity while intoxicated? I suppose so.
26. Have you ever gotten into a drunken fight? Nope. I've wanted to though.
27. Who is the most annoying drunk that you know? No comment
28. Who is the most flirtatious drunk? I don't know.
29. Do you have a drunken nickname? Drunkie
30. Have you recieved a booty call? Nope.
31. Funniest drunken scene: Entirely too many. One of the best is probably laying down in the grass in Bard while coming home from Hot Point.
32. Favorite song(s) about drinking: Any song they usually play at the bar. Right now, it's My Humps.
34. Have you ever been hit on by someone way older than you? Yeah...ew.
35. What's the worst 'buzz kill'? Running out of alcohol or friends doing things to fuck up your night.
36. Have you ever dated a bartender or bouncer or cocktail? Nope.
37. Do you ever say to yourself, "Dang, I need a drink"? Absolutely.
38. Do strangers ever buy you drinks? Sometimes.
39. Have you ever drank too much on a date? Nope.
40. Is there anything that you refuse to drink? Rasberry Smirnoff. Too many bad times.
41. Have you ever been drunk on a plane? No.
42. Have you ever gotten drunk during the day? Of course.
43. Have you ever had to run from the cops and leave the beer behind? Nope.
44. What's your favorite drinking game? Cannonball, Fuck You Pyramid, Beer Pong, and of course Flip Cup
45. Have you ever injured yourself while drunk? I stuck my finger in a fan on accident. Luckily just the tip got scratched.
46. What's the most destructive thing that you have done while you were drunk? I don't really know.
47. Ever been drunk at a concert? Nope, not yet.
48. Is this survey getting too long? A little
49. Are you ready for the last question? Absolutely
50. Why do you drink? Why not?