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[hopelesscynic92]

All of that previous being said, if my quote unquote boyfriend does not email me before tomorrow night, I cannot answer for what will happen with one or more members of the greater United Kingdom.

I´m never updating my other travel blog, ok. Get over it.

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[hopelesscynic92]

He is not a homo, he is just a GUY and takes forever to do shit. Most likely, I will get a reply in a few days that he thinks is completely normal. I am just annoyed post-mugging. And I don´t really think I´ll hook up with the Londoner, he is pretty insane.

[hopelesscynic92]

P.S. RESPOND TO YOUR FREAKING EMAILS.

[imperfectstorm]

Please be careful.

[hopelesscynic92]

I didn´t know you were on LJ still! And I am always careful, man, I am just...blonde. Which is kind of a death wish here.

[imperfectstorm]

If you dye your hair brunette, please send pics. =P

HI SHRUTI!!11!!!111!!1ONE11!!!11ELEVEN!!!

and ftr, i was referring to the fact that international travellers have a higher incidence of STDs. Reference unreferenced.

[hopelesscynic92]

DUDE. I am not a two-timing broad, however temporarily pissed I may get.

I am, however, currently rather tipsy on pisco. Germans think "tipsy" is a funny word. WHY! Also, why has it taken me forever to write this! Also, why can´t I find the question mark key!