If everyone were as hot as their porno pictures, we'd all be movie stars

[hopelesscynic92]

I was waiting for the perfect moment to write this entry...but I am in the middle of a gross paper on military reform in Russia and now seems as auspicious a time as any. I have also been motivated, in the last 20 minutes, by a creep I met at a bar on Saturday to whom I guiltily gave my number out of pity, who called me at 11:20 on a Wednesday

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[invisibleink4]

I am now in charge of hiring columnists for the paper, including the sex columnist. In light of this post and your writing in general I am extremely annoyed you aren't enrolled at Berkeley.