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[hopkins_w]

I'm starting to think Hogwarts has become some sort of dating service or something, with everyone together with everyone else. It's slightly unnerving. Yeah, yeah, you're all full of hormones and... stuff... but really, now! We have our whole lives ahead of us. Girls who cry in the bathroom after a fight, you're better than this. This is your

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[hannahs_charm]

Dating service? Where? Never mind, I don't need it.

And count sheep, that's more healthy than potions.
They can get you addicted, you know.

[hopkins_w]

Pch, you've already got the one-hit-wonder Kevin Entwhistle!

I've asked the sheep, and they're not so keen with me at the moment. Sleeping potion isn't that strong.

[hannahs_charm]

Yep, I caught a formidable exemplar.

It isn't that strong but still can be addictive.
Your body can get used to the dose.

[hopkins_w]

Wayne Hopkins says: GOOD CHOICE.

After one time, Hannah Abbott?

[corner_nerd]

I know of the perfect sleeping potion...

It involves no clothing, no sleep, me... and possibly even a few movements of the waist.

[hopkins_w]

...SOD OFF.

[sam_fawcett]

Seems that I have missed out on this dating service.

[hopkins_w]

Funny, so have I.

[sam_fawcett]

What's wrong with us?

[hopkins_w]

Well, obviously, we're chemically imbalanced.

[atypicalflower]

Hopkins, I know a fantastic way to get to sleep.

[hopkins_w]

Yeah? What's that, then?