prepare to gag

[hopperheart]

i have always loathed baby talk between couples. you know, sometimes you catch a girlfriend on the phone with her significant other and her perfectly normal woman's voice has been hijacked by a drawly, lisping falsetto, and she's using words like "cherrydong" and "sugarballs." or something

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[hopperheart]

well, naturally. what else would they eat?

[malakym]

Seriously! My brother and I had a stuffed bear and a stuffed bunny when we were little and we'd pretend they'd go visiting each other and they came up with honey carrots.

Apparently we were acting out your future love. But. without uh the . uh. adult hugs.

[le_proustitute]

not to upstage your beloved, but there's a tender place in my juvenile heart for lists (et toi