E to tha muthafuckin 3 y'all

[hoptoad]

so i get the mail today, usual junk/bills and such. i flip through till i find a nice glossy postcard size piece of paper addressed to one Matt Darwin, Visual Effects Editior at 9th Plane Studios. this in and of itsself was not unusual, i get stuff like this all the time. usually advertisements for new CGI software and the like. i half heartly

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[dhoffman]

I'm sure you realize that this is THE e3 for the PS3 and more importnatly, the Revolution. Nintendo has stated that launch titles for the Rev will be on display. You'll experience the gloriousness before most of the world. I'm VERY happy for you!

[rickiep00h]

And while you're at the Revolution booth, pumpkin bomb the hell out of it, and make sure no scrap of that horrible controller gets out of that building, because if it does, it will just replicate itself and make new ones.

Wireless controllers is one thing. Stupid ones are totally different.

Oh, yeah, and make sure the piles of girls dressed up as anime game characters get... what's coming to them. If you know what I mean.

[dhoffman]

Dude, a little harsh you think?

Maybe you should open your mind a little. That controller is going to change how people think about video games forever. And while I'm swinging my chainsaw in Resident evil and perfecting my golf swing with Tiger, I really hope you can still have fun playing the same Halo in high-def graphics.

[rickiep00h]

#1. I dislike Halo very much. I dislike most FPS games for the simple fact that they're all very, very similar

[dhoffman]

Downer: http://ds.ign.com/articles/683/683172p1.html

Upper: http://ds.ign.com/articles/683/683684p1.html

I'm still jealous.