Bloo: "It 106 miles to mac,
I have a full bladder,
Half an idea where I'm going,
Its Tuesday, and  I'm wearing sunglasses."

Frankie: (opens window) "Hit it!"

Man i love Foster's Home For Imagionary Friends...

 JUST. PLAIN. MEAN...


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animal crossing DS fans might want to check this out:

toys r' us shopping spree!!!

sound pretty cool.  wish i had a DS....

my reasons for my absence are indeed my own.  they are mostly born of sloth and fustration.  most importantly, i want to say how happy i am that dan made it thround the sand OK.  Despite my fascination with the military, war is not something i ever thought would hit so very close to home.  I have been worried sick for over a month now.  I'm  glad ( Read more... )

BEHOLD!!!  i bring  you more snake on a plane humor!

Chuch Norris sucks! Try these on for size
When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack Bauer still can't believe that pansy went to the hospital first.

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i know the picture sucks, but this has got to be the funniest snakes on a plane parody that will ever exist.  thankyou stephen colbert!!!

Frogs on a plane!!!

what would you do without me to enlighten you heathens on the higher forms of art??

later days
hoptoad

it is with unsurmounted pleasure that i present the one and only "Snakes On A Plane" movie poster.  jen and i saw it in the theatre comming out of "over the hedge" (which was freaking hilarious).  so, ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes upon the greatest single work of art manknid has ever known...


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQrHNwnfMRU&feature=Views&page=3&t=t&f=b

damn potatos!!! save me tifa!

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