found this at bash.org  its this time eating site that posts humorus online conversations.  i suggest you bookmark it.  its fucking hilarious...

"The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?"

yes boys and girls, the rumors are true.  Over the weekend, on Cocoa Beach, i proposed to jen.  so its all oficial now, I am engaged to the most wonderful, sardonic, sexiest, beautiful girl on the planet.  i couldn't possibly be happier, even if i am still having trouble getting used to hearing "fiance' ".  since i'm all lazy and at work, i figured ( Read more... )

DAMN YOU newegg.com!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!! how could you add payapl service to youre exquisite site? how could you make buying those 2GB of oh so very sexy G.Skill low latency performance RAM with the red chrome heat spreaders so very, very easy?? and how could you do it for the low low low price of $150???? like i stood a snowballs chance in ( Read more... )

th song is called "tear you apart", and the band is "SHe Wants Revenge". if youre in to that 80's alternative rebirth stuff, i highly suggest you employ any semi-legal method of aquiring said song. hell, i think the 80's should stay a dark and hazy memory (and i've made no secret about that), but i totally dig this song.

the dropkick murphys are playing the house of blues tonight and i have to work. stoopid me, getting the dates mixed up. dammit, guess i'll just have to get drunk and fight with my CD player ( Read more... )

It's called Brick, and i simply cannot rememer the last time i got this excited about a film.  click for the trailer.

party tomorrow.  its a going away party for my very good friend and partner in crime, Cody 'fuckin' Westgate.  call me if you wanna go (407.462.4661).  you wont know anybody there, but expanding our horizions could really help this ( Read more... )

Just wanted to tell the most beautiful girl in the world to have a happy freakin birthday!!!! i love you baby, and i'll see you soon...

>2 always

-Your Matt-

now, i know you all wanna come party with jen to celebrate her 20th birthday. soooo heres teh scoop ( Read more... )

the monterey bay aquarium has a webcab set up inside their penquin exibit. need a lift on a crappy day? just click here: http://www.mbayaq.org/efc/efc_splash/splash_cam.asp

the also have shark and otter cams. tell me that aint freakin sweet