BRIDE 911!!!!! Boobs getting in the way!

Aug 26, 2006 03:05

Ok so my boobs have been getting bigger. Usually that's great but this is not usually!! I can't zip my dress over my boobs. I put my bra and everything on tonight and no go! So I took the bra off and i had like an inch of zipper left! DAMN DAMN DAMN!! I have 35 days to go back down a cup size! So the only thing that comes to mind is diet ( Read more... )

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dukesy August 26 2006, 15:29:20 UTC

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caprinus August 26 2006, 23:35:31 UTC
LOL FTW!

I agree completely.

That said, my practical advice is: duct-tape! (what? I'm Canadian)

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hornd_angel August 27 2006, 05:56:23 UTC
It'll me a loon per photo...I'm freeling cheap tonight!

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caprinus August 27 2006, 06:13:54 UTC
Also: drunk?!

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ambrozia August 27 2006, 06:43:58 UTC
Okay, can the dress be altered at all? If not, can you get any different undergarments to help minimize? The idea with the duct tape is decent, but you may want to actually try a tensor bandage. That is what the flappers used to do to get the boyish figure back then....but, you would not want to go so tight.

If not, the only thing I can suggest is to eat UBER healthy - lots of greens to loose a few pounds!! Actually, it might be good for you to start that anyways as it will brighten your already beautiful complexion. :)

There are crash diets that make you loose 10lbs in 3 days and all that jazz, but I don't think it's healthy.

Just my 2 cents....but, c'mon, Warren wants bigger boobs! All men do!

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