hornetmadsquid

Holy shit

hornetmadsquid Oct 08, 2008 01:03

The entire world drank the koolaid and now were all fucked.

Texas is better in every single way.

hornetmadsquid Jan 06, 2008 20:20

So basically if I still lived in Texas I'd still be playing baseball out in nature, with GOD instead of inside on carpet covered concrete, where the ball skips along at roughly twice the speed it normally would. I wouldn't have a blood covered shirt and I could move my face without my nose hurting like a motherfucker. See, Texas is better.

baseball injuries

Shit to do;

hornetmadsquid Aug 08, 2007 10:33

Shit to Do Before Leaving for Baltimore:
Like... everything? Christ, this is the wrong week to take a trip.

It started on a wing and a prayer, now, the wing was on fire, and the prayer was answered by satan.

hornetmadsquid Jul 27, 2007 14:12

I just sent my boss... on a beer run.

Yes. I did.

I see where you're going with that.

hornetmadsquid Jul 20, 2007 11:45

J.K Rowling has compared early reviews of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in American news papers to, the BOSTON FUCKING TEA PARTY. I mean really, I can totally see where she was going with that. On the one hand you have a response to a repressive taxation levied without representation (e.g. The Stamp Act) in which Boston locals stormed the ( Read more... )

On the relatively transient thoughts which occur to the inebriated mind.

hornetmadsquid Jul 14, 2007 00:04

Note to self ( Read more... )

Roger Clemens

hornetmadsquid May 06, 2007 16:20

You know, I don't suppose I really know why I feel so betrayed by Andy Pettite and Roger Clemens this year. It's the game of baseball, people move from team to team ( Read more... )

(Untitled)

hornetmadsquid Apr 19, 2007 10:04

SEVEN LASTS ( Read more... )

All The Reasons I'm Awesome Rolled into One

hornetmadsquid Mar 30, 2007 23:28

I think this is clear already but in case you didn't realize. I'm fucking awesome, but finally there's proof ( Read more... )

EMERGENCY********************

hornetmadsquid Mar 07, 2007 13:26

This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System, this is only a test, had this been a real emergency, we'd have panicked, fucked everything up and blamed it on Bush.