Does anyone else get the distinct impression that if Apple announced tomorrow that it had reinvented the wheel, someone would call it revolutionary?

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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53278

Best Onion article ever.

Magic.... is impressive, but now, MINSC LEADS!

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Moreso if you put my name (Jarrad Langley) on it.

As soon as I get a job, and my car gets out of the shop, I'm going to have to take a road trip to Maryland, aparently it's the closest place I can get any Shiner... damnit.

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Hey guys,

I don't get much time to watch Hockey, or you know check the standings. So I was wondering if anyone could tell me which team was leading the Northwest Division?

Oh... that's right COLORADO.

Thanks,
Jarrad

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