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horny_marauder

Horn 3

Feb 23, 2009 01:10

....So...last week was incredibly awkward for me on so many different levels and I apologize to anyone who might have thought I was dead or something last week, or anyone that might care ( Read more... )

awkward turtle, ic, house, padfoot

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[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 07:46:38 UTC

[The sound of Remus laughing hysterically.]

Oi James - I think Lily has more balls than you, you bloody great wimp. And I will always have a beautiful mental picture of you and Sirius, frolicking in the garden like you're some cheap romance novel.

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 07:57:46 UTC

.................................

We do not speak of that.

[voice] moonymarauds February 23 2009, 08:00:43 UTC

[Putting on a girly voice.]

OH PADFOOT I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU! [Makes kissing noises.] Let us frolic through fields of lilacs and daisies and skip over the rainbow before riding on unicorns through the stars!

[voice] horny_marauder February 23 2009, 08:17:10 UTC

.....Nice to know that you're so nonchalant about someone else nearly snogging your boyfriend, I'll keep that in mind next time I lose my bloody mind.

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srzlysirius February 23 2009, 13:44:07 UTC

Bloody hell James, you weren't another of those unlucky sods that changed are you? If you were, I'm not coming near you until you wash off those cooties.

Naah, just glad I didn't see you.

[Private to Prongs]

Mate, I've wiped it all from my memory. As far as I'm concerned, I went for a walk, slagged Moony and ate pie. Last week...I read more than I do when I bloody study!

horny_marauder February 23 2009, 21:32:41 UTC

I-I am not!

Were you?

[Private to Padfoot]
Wiped what from your memory?

And get your sodding boyfriend off my back about that thing that I don't remember!

srzlysirius February 23 2009, 21:51:39 UTC

...Bloody hell...you did change!! OH MAN THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS!

I avioded Remus when he changed for most of the week.

[Private to Prongs]

Dunno.

How can I tell him to stop if I don't know what I'm telling him to stop with?

horny_marauder February 23 2009, 21:53:48 UTC

I DID NOT though I did have nightmares about doing so...

That's nice...not...

[Private to Padfoot]

Tell him to stop mentioning things that we don't remember!

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lilyredwitch February 23 2009, 15:14:40 UTC

Did you change last week, James? Too bad you didn't find me, we could have had a lot of fun.

Wanna do something for Valentine's Day? A little late, I know, but better late than never, right?

horny_marauder February 23 2009, 21:22:55 UTC

I DIDN'T CHANGE AND WE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD FUN!!

[clears his throat]

S-sure...whatever, whenever, whereever you want!

lilyredwitch February 23 2009, 22:51:05 UTC

[Silence, then a brief burst of giggles before Lily gets herself under control again.]

If you say so, love. Regardless, I'm glad you're back amongst the living now.

Where are you? Are you alone? I'd like to give you your present.

horny_marauder February 24 2009, 20:14:45 UTC

Don't laugh. Seriously. It wouldn't have been pretty.

I wasn't dead...just...cowering...

You don't have to give me anything. I wasn't able to for you since I was....indisposed.

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