Horn 4

[horny_marauder]

....I think the safest thing for me to do right now is to change my name...That way, if anymore people who would probably want to kill show up they won't be able to track me down as easily. Like witness protection....

Blocked to Death Eater ScumMy new name is Sir Hevling Von Humperdink. I will no longer respond to anything else. Sorry if you were

Comments

[lilyredwitch]

How will Dad take it when he hears that? He still doesn't like the Germans, even though the war ended thirty years ago. He might have problems with this now, James.

[horny_marauder]

Who said it was German? It could very well be like...Austrian or something...Or Swedish, don't they use Von too?

[lilyredwitch]

Oh, Austrian's all right then. Especially since you've been knighted. That's pretty sexy.

[horny_marauder]

Oh you know it baby~

Wanna see my sword~?

[ooc: I couldn't resist lame pick-up lines. I apologise from the bottom of my soul]

[srzlysirius]

...Naff name mate.

I'd have personally told you to go with Crappy McSmellypants.

[horny_marauder]

Well now that's just silly. Why would I go with a name that makes me sound Scottish? I want it to be something as far away from my nationality as possible without being totally ridiculous.

[moonymarauds]

Think you should have gone the Latin route. Pottericus Pratticus or something like that.

[horny_marauder]

But I'm not latin!

[moonymarauds]

You're not Nordic either mate. And my suggestion suits you better.

[horny_marauder]

But nordic is closer than latin. I can't speak a word of it. And yours is just mean!

[moonymarauds]

James, over half the spells we learn are in Latin. Honestly, my suggestion is scarily accurate. I'm sure the whole house will hear you shriek if you spot Bellatrix.