Horn 9 [voice and action]

[horny_marauder]

[Have a small boy running throughout the house as fast as possible. Up stairs, down them, over furniture~]

HEY! I THINK WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT DIAGON ALLEY, MUM!!

DAD! THERE ARE ALL SORTS OF MUGGLES HERE!! ISN'T THAT AMAZING?!

[OOC:Why yes. That is the boy who lived. For lack of a better PB for the kid version of his father, that's who

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*SPORFLE*

[lilyredwitch]

...James? Not you too!

Inorite?

[horny_marauder]

HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!

[lilyredwitch]

I'm your g...

...your friend.

[horny_marauder]

........DO YOU LIVE IN THE WATCH?!?!

[tonkswotcher]

You look familiar...

[horny_marauder]

....SO DO YOU!!!!

[tonkswotcher]

I'm Dora! Who are you?

[horny_marauder]

JAMES! WHERE ARE YOU DORA?!

[moonymarauds]

Oh for Christ's sake, first a stag and now this.

[horny_marauder]

....STAGS ARE AWESOME!!!

[moonymarauds]

I know that James. Didn't realise the fascination started this early but I shouldn't be surprised.

[horny_marauder]

....HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!

[lady_king]

Muggles?

What are muggles? Some type of strange food? :o

[horny_marauder]

THEY'RE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T USE MAGIC!!

[lady_king]

MAGIC?!

You too?! Becareful Papa Ector doesn't hear that outta ya', he'll send ya' to King Uther and you'll be hunged.

[horny_marauder]

.....WHO IS THAT?!

[otaku_sennin]

[Hello, what's this? Another small child tearing through the house at ridiculous speeds?]

What's Diagon Alley? Is that where you're from? Do you know where we are? Are your parents here? What's a muggle? Is it like a sennin? What's your name?

[horny_marauder]

.....HEY!! ARE YOU TRYING TO RACE ME?! AT LEAST PLAY FAIR!!

[Is now trying to outrun you]

[otaku_sennin]

Well I wasn't trying to race you, but that sounds like fun, so okay! [Chases him]

[horny_marauder]

[runs as fast as possible through the house]