Horn 11

[horny_marauder]

....My skirt keeps riding up...

...

...

BUT I'M NOT GOING TO ANY BLOODY CLASSES!

Comments

[lionskeeper]

Can't you put a pair of pants on underneath?

I mean, the House put you in a skirt for not going to classes -what do you think it'll do if you keep not going?

[horny_marauder]

Why would I want to do a thing like that?

What more could it possibly do?

[lionskeeper]

Um, well, if you put on some pants then you'll only be wearing a skirt over the pants and no one will see anything they aren't supposed to...right?

Make you naked? Make you bald? Talk in riddles?
I'm sure that it could be worse.

[horny_marauder]

Why would they be looking?! And besides, it's not like I have my legs open! I've crossed them like a proper lady!

What could be worse than dying?!

1/2

[lilyredwitch]

2/2

[lilyredwitch]

...oh, love.

Where are you? I've got some makeup, I bet I can make you the prettiest~

[horny_marauder]

My darling that would be wonderful!

Private to Lilykins

I'm in the classroom....Don't tell anyone!! Especially not Pads and Moony! I'd never live it down!

[lilyredwitch]

I know just the colors to use!

[Private to James-dear]
Do you need anything? Food, water ... a razor to shave your legs?

[blckblooded]

What'll you be doing instead? Hiding under the covers to play with yourself?

[horny_marauder]

What would I be able to play with myself?

[blckblooded]

Oh, there are numerous things. Believe me.

Aren't you Europeans supposed to know that?