Horn 12

[horny_marauder]

...The levitating charm wasn't enough?

What are we celebrating anyway? I don't like muggle dress robes...they're too tight and constricting...makes me feel like I'm choking on a chocolate frog or somehing...

It's too hard to prance properly in this getup...

Comments

[moonymarauds]

Oh, come one James, I'm sure you look dashing, choking on chocolate frogs aside.

[horny_marauder]

...I can't get my hair to stay right...It's all...flat...I look like Snivellus or something....it's humiliating....

[moonymarauds]

Can't you nick something from Sirius or from a girl?

[horny_marauder]

....Now that's just silly Moony...What could I possibly get from a girl?

[blckblooded]

How are you able to make that comparison without having attempted it?

Perhaps you should choke on a chocolate frog, just to be sure.

[horny_marauder]

If you must know strange woman that I've never seen in my life, I have choked on them before. Slippery buggers, they try and crawl out of your throat sometimes if you don't chew them properly!

[blckblooded]

Never seen...I've been here for months!

That is why you chew them in the first place. Maybe you just need to work on your manners?

[horny_marauder]

.....I don't care how long you've been here lady, I don't know you!

[lilyredwitch]

Oh, James, I'm sure you look very handsome!

...five to one your bowtie isn't on straight, though.

[horny_marauder]

Of course I look wonderful! except for my hair, but I'm sure you look stunning, Lily darling!

It's just so complicated

[lilyredwitch]

You should see the dress they gave me! It does such things to Mary and Elizabeth!

Want me to come fix it?

[horny_marauder]

.....I don't know who those women are.....

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