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I'm not dead?

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Or am I dead and I just don't know it?!

Um....Nymmy? Since you were the last person I talked to, a little help please?!

Lily? Pads? Are you not dead too? Moony?!

....Being impaled sounds like a cool way to die if when you're a kid...but it's really not...

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Moony, Nymmy will you make sure to take care of Pads and Lily for me?

.....So the house is infested with Inferi?

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Haha....

Time to be fearless and brave? Sir Von Humperdink to the rescue?

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Without his magic, I think not.

Lily, Pads, Moony and Nymmy, where in the House are you guys? I think we should feed them Bella and that might just get rid of our problem altogether.

....I think the safest thing for me to do right now is to change my name...That way, if anymore people who would probably want to kill show up they won't be able to track me down as easily. Like witness protection....

Blocked to Death Eater ScumMy new name is Sir Hevling Von Humperdink. I will no longer respond to anything else. Sorry if you were ( Read more... )

....So...last week was incredibly awkward for me on so many different levels and I apologize to anyone who might have thought I was dead or something last week, or anyone that might care ( Read more... )

You know...I was dreaming about chasing Wormtail through the forbidden forest as Prongs...and I woke up half out of the bed with my antlers stuck in the headboard ( Read more... )

I am now making it my personal mission to destroy this house. I'm sorry if it retaliates and hurts anyone else...

Private to the House

My Name is James Potter.

You've hurt my Lilybear

Prepare to die.

Private to Marauders

How about we make things around here a little more interesting around here?

Private to Great Bloody Sod SiriusWhat do ( Read more... )

Moony:...Thanks mate but...that's a little screwed up...

Cross: I don't know who this is but...There will be no licking of chocolate off my body and don't wonder how I am in bed...

Agnon:...No thanks...

Pads:...Mate...Isn't that what Moony is for?

Lily:...Haha, any time, love~ I knew you couldn't resist me for long~

….Padfoot? Moony? …C'mon, I'm sorry about that thing I said earlier. I know you two are close and that that doesn't necessarily imply…what I implied…Sorry If I offended? Er…Wormtail? You aren't fat, mate…just…healthy? Seriously, I'm sorry ( Read more... )