CHRISTMAS ALRIGHT

[hornyhorace]

BLAISE THE BRACELETS ARE BRILLIANT AND ALL BUT I DON'T REALLY WEAR BRACELETS!!! KIND OF GIRLY DON'T YOU THINK?? I'LL KEEP IT THOUGH I GUESS, BUT I'M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO WEAR IT SO DON'T FEEL BAD OKAY??? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE OF THEM BACK SO YOU CAN WEAR IT THOUGH ALRIGHT?? I THOUGHT I COULD GIVE YOU THE PINK ONE THAT SAYS "BEST" AND I'LL KEEP THE

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[boot_t_terry]

Perhaps you can shout at it and spare the rest of us.

[hornyhorace]

HAHA I DONT TALK TO DOLLS!!! THATD BE MAD!! DO YOU?? MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED YOUD HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS LIKE ME!!! TRY IT!

[pullmemax]

You are both obnoxious and annoying.

[hornyhorace]

HAHA WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??? THERES ONLY ONE OF ME, SORRY!!!

[pullmemax]

I was referring to only you. You, alone, are obnoxious and annoying.

[hornyhorace]

OH WELL SORRY IF I DONT HANG AROUND YOU MUCH BUT YOU ARE A SLYTHERIN YOU KNOW!!!

[redheaded_nite]

Horace, I have a very good suggestion, which would make a lot of Gryffindor happy...

You know the lake? Could you, perhaps, go and insult the Merpeople for us? Maybe they'd do us a favour and kil

[hornyhorace]

THE MERPEOPLE ARE ALRIGHT!! YOUVE BEEN DOWN THERE HAVENT YOU RON?? I REMEMBER TALKING TO HARRY ABOUT THAT FOURTH YEAR!! HE WAS SO WORRIED HE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SAVE YOU AND HE DID!! HARRYS PRETTY FANTASTIC HUH???

[redheaded_nite]

Yeh, he is.

Oh God, not again...

[hornyhorace]

HAHA YEA WELL MAYBE WELL HANG OUT SOMETIME OVER BREAK, ALRIGHT RON?? IVE GOT TO GO BUT I'LL TRY AND STICK AROUND SO WE CAN TALK A BIT LATER OKAY??

[snarky_claw]

I have some simple suggestions ...

1. Spelling.
2. Punctuation.
3. Walk off the top of North Tower.

[hornyhorace]

HAHA THOSE ARENT SUGGESTIONS THOSE ARE JUST SOME WORDS!!! DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A WALK WITH ME OR SOMETHING?? I'LL MEET YOU UP THERE!!

[snarky_claw]

Surely you jest?

Surely you haven't the slighest clue what jest means.

In that case ...

I wouldn't go for a walk with you if you were the last annoying twat on earth.

[hornyhorace]

HAHA ALRIGHT GREAT I'LL JUST SWING BY RAVENCLAW SOMETIME THEN, IF I GET THE CHANCE!! MIGHT BE TOO BUSY THOUGH!

[blaise_x_zabini]

WHAT THE FUCK, I didn't send you a bracelet you fat porker!

[hornyhorace]

OH DID YOU WANT THE FRIENDS ONE??? WELL WE CAN WORK IT OUT I GUESS I'VE GOT TONNES ANYWAY!!

[blaise_x_zabini]

What in Merlin's name are you fucking talking about?

[hornyhorace]

THE BEST FRIENDS BRACELETS!!! GOT 'EM LAST NIGHT FROM YOU AT THE EXCHANGE! DID YOU WANT IT TO BE A SECRET??