#11: Billy puts 2 and 2 together and comes up with 5.63

Jan 04, 2009 18:15

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I'm not going to be 'good' just because I've been told by my captors.  I don't want to drink that much beer and I'm not going to.

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As a matter of completely idle curiosity, are there werewolves in the City?  Are they really dangerous? How do you tell if someone is a werewolf?  Like, if you're not ( Read more... )

i think my roommate is a werewolf, babbage, new pet, stubborn refusal, marco plot, not a good boy, this will not turn out well, non sequitors, tribute

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Same filter shakesbuildings January 5 2009, 02:00:32 UTC
Can't you poke them with silver? ...Or tag them. Discretely.

You know, like on the nature shows. Werewolf 32-A....

And that guinea pig is illegally cute.

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Same filter horrible_phd January 5 2009, 02:28:15 UTC
Um, I'm not sure that would be the best idea. At best I'd be poking someone who didn't deserve it, and at worst I'd be pissing off a monstrous creature of darkness. But I guess I could see if he avoided silver. I mean, if there was someone I thought was a werewolf.

Glad you like him.

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Same filter shakesbuildings January 5 2009, 17:43:36 UTC
But if you don't strike fast, you could wake up and find all your food eaten. Or you eaten. You never know. You have to be careful.

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somekindofsin January 5 2009, 05:13:51 UTC
For what it's worth, the werewolves in my world are readily identifiable in their human forms. They exhibit most (although not necessarily all) of the following:

Hairy palms
An aversion to silver
Increased consumption of meat (raw or cooked)
A quick temper
Restlessness in the week prior to the full moon
A tendency to growl when angry

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horrible_phd January 5 2009, 05:21:00 UTC
Good to know. Thanks.

An aversion to silver and the palm-thing are probably the most useful signs. I mean the rest could just mean the hypothetical alleged werewolf was just hungry and cranky.

Note to self: put silver around Babbage's cage. Also my doorknob, just to be safe.

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somekindofsin January 5 2009, 05:26:31 UTC
Of course!

Well... the other symptoms are only truly notable when you're familiar with the person the werewolf in question was prior to their infection.

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