Comments | horrible_phd: #19: Just that much of a geek

horrible_phd

#19: Just that much of a geek

Feb 17, 2009 13:49

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

[ooc: I know, I know, I'm supposed to be on hiatus. But how was I supposed to pass this one up?]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?, huge geek, affected, curse, shut up this is my favorite pick up line

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mojomolly February 17 2009, 19:17:03 UTC

Nice science. Wanna fuck?

horrible_phd February 17 2009, 21:07:31 UTC

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

mojomolly February 18 2009, 00:16:33 UTC

Plug your modular drive into my usb port and we'll see if they're compatible.

horrible_phd February 18 2009, 02:20:06 UTC

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

She's sooooooooooooo ashamed holymadonna February 17 2009, 19:33:14 UTC

When you and me get together it’s like superposition of two waves in phase.

Re: She's sooooooooooooo ashamed horrible_phd February 17 2009, 21:08:13 UTC

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

holymadonna February 17 2009, 21:50:07 UTC

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

horrible_phd February 17 2009, 22:03:45 UTC

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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lovingmybamfgun February 17 2009, 19:44:48 UTC

That one's even worse than all the cheesy ones I've seen around today.

horrible_phd February 17 2009, 21:10:52 UTC

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

lovingmybamfgun February 17 2009, 21:12:52 UTC

I don't even know what that means.

horrible_phd February 17 2009, 21:25:05 UTC

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

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sheisstilllost February 17 2009, 20:31:53 UTC

Now that's just really awful.

horrible_phd February 17 2009, 21:11:30 UTC

I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.

sheisstilllost February 17 2009, 21:20:42 UTC

Is that so?

horrible_phd February 17 2009, 21:23:49 UTC

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

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hushed_observer February 18 2009, 04:07:05 UTC

[OOC: My biology courses are making me lol very hard at all of your responses xD.]

horrible_phd February 19 2009, 02:33:45 UTC

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.

hushed_observer February 19 2009, 04:59:18 UTC

I..I really wish I knew what you were saying..it sounds so sweet though!