#22: Zombie cyborgs are totally the next big thing

[horrible_phd]

[Voice]

If you're wondering what happened to Karrin Murphy...

I did.

I kidnapped her, and then I killed her, and I'm using the pieces for my zombie cyborg army which will soon rise to kill you all.

Mwahahahahahaha.

[ooc:  False confessions time.  Karrin's been out of the City for a while now, but Captain Hammer is convinced Dr. Horrible is to

Comments

[obliviomancy]

What kind of laugh is that?

[horrible_phd]

An evil laugh!

Also, I am secretly the one who actually sparkles.

[obliviomancy]

...

I guess you're cursed this time, huh?

[horrible_phd]

I have eleven toes

Re: voice;

[horrible_phd]

I used my Death Ray. Which works perfectly every time, like everything I make.

[somekindofsin]

You absolutely did not.

Robotic zombies wouldn't be all that sensible, either. It's simpler to either build a robot or reanimate body; combining the two is--

This isn't something that warrants discussion.

[horrible_phd]

Oh, come on. You know you want to.

Especially because I implanted I mind-control device in your head.

[somekindofsin]

You're completely insane, aren't you?

[horrible_phd]

No, I am actually completely sane.

[discessum]

[horrible_phd]

I also threw poison in the water main.

[king_coffee]

Dyma cellwair , dde?

[ooc: Cursed into only speaking Welsh! He said 'You're joking, right?']

[horrible_phd]

Huh?

Actually, I've decided to quit mad science because I've always wanted to be a chef.

[king_coffee]

o'r gorau, Ca na ddrychfeddwl beth s ar gerdded.

[ooc: Okay, I have no idea what's going on.]