#32: FML

[horrible_phd]

[Video//Public//Same attempts to disguise the Network ID as being Billy not Dr. Horrible as last time]

[Yes, it's a talking frog.  In a crown.]

Today, I realized I'd been in the City for six months.  I did not realize there was a curse.  I also accidentally pissed off a wicked witch, and now I'm a frog.

Look, whoever you are, I'm sorry I didn't see

Comments

voice | YOU'RE TOO CUTE

[outwitting]

I hardly think the obvious remedy will do the trick. That would spoil the fun of guessing, would it not?

voice

[horrible_phd]

I guess I'll just have to wait until midnight. I mean, that usually solves everything here.

voice

[outwitting]

And what, pray tell, will you do in the meantime?

voice

[horrible_phd]

Well, a friend of mine offered to come get me and let me hang out in her bathtub. Maybe I'll do that. I am feeling a little dry.

[thegoodprince]

Oh my.

fly!

[horrible_phd]

Yeah.

He knows how this shit is, bro.

[thegoodprince]

At least the crown ought to make things a little easier for you. It's a bit of an obvious clue, don't you think?

XD

[horrible_phd]

How would it make things easier? I mean, other than indicating that I'm not normally a frog.

i died laughing. ALSO. so very cursed Dawn

[tothelibrary]

...It's never good business to upset wicked witches. Or demand things of them.

[horrible_phd]

I didn't know she was a wicked witch! And I didn't demand anything, she just attacked me and it wasn't my fault.

[tothelibrary]

You could try apologizing without the demand? Or finding a good witch to fix it.

[horrible_phd]

...I guess.

It would probably help if I actually knew who she was. I'm not sure how to find a good witch either, considering I have to hop and there are all these horses everywhere suddenly and I don't want to get trampled.

[horrible_penny]

That's not such a great way to spend the day. You haven't tried any... you know. Any of the normal frog-prince-being-a-prince-again things?

[horrible_phd]

You mean like...no. Not so much. My friend Rosella is letting me stay in her bathtub.

But I don't really want to impose on her, so do you think you could come get me?

[horrible_penny]

Oh, sure! It's probably better if you're home at midnight anyway--takes care of that awkward naked-in-someone-else's-bathtub thing.

[horrible_phd]

Wow, I really did not think of that. And the last thing I need with Rosella is more awkward.

[neverberid]

Every action has a consequence. This is an inescapable fact of life.

[horrible_phd]

Look, I didn't mean to upset you. I'm sorry.

Can you do something about the whole amphibious thing?

[neverberid]

Selfish and self-seeking. You have not learnt your lesson.

[horrible_phd]

You know what? Never mind. I'll take care of this myself.