37-Are you an angel from heaven? Because I can't see a corporeal form.

[horrible_protag]

I do hope that all were able to make it off of the train alright. I can't seem to find the women that were on there. Or, actually. Any women at all today.

Gad zooks! Is this some sort of treachery of a curse! Are the women in danger!?

[OoC: Misremembered when the curse was! Pretend this was posted on the correct date, please! Women, he

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[citadelspirit]

If they are in any danger, it is probably because of you. But for the record, I am female, and you can see me, I presume.

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[horrible_protag]

[Oh this curse, he can neither see nor hear you. This is always a bad thing in Hammer's mind, no matter how insulting the woman is. But it is what it is, and what it is is a blank, silent screen.]

Hello? Is anyone there?

[childofsocal]

There are women everywhere.

[horrible_protag]

Well, I've been out in the square and haven't seen one.

[childofsocal]

Maybe you're blind?

[horrible_protag]

No. I can see other things quite well.

Hmmm, it's clearly a curse of some sort, but what on Earth would it be?

[officer_garrus]

Sir, the women are all fine. [Hear that? That's the sound of an unimpressed turian.]

[horrible_protag]

[That sounds suspicious!] How do you know? Have you done something with them!

[officer_garrus]

Of course I haven't. But I've been around town and there's plenty of women who are safe and sound.

[horrible_protag]

Really? How intriguing. But answer me this, do you know what curse is going on?

[horrible_penny]

[Would reply with a facepalm, but it's not like he could see it anyway!]

[horrible_protag]

[Good move. You always were the smart one.]

[hidesinrestroom]

I'll keep you company, dear Hammer.

[horrible_protag]

Company is not the issue here.

[hidesinrestroom]

Oh.

Well, I can see plenty of women so... You must just have bad luck today.

[horrible_protag]

Hm. [icky gay commie he may be, but he wouldn't lie about something like this] Clearly a different sort of curse, then. Are you affected?